Kali was... an interesting person that you had the pleasure of meeting. See, you'd gone with Blake, your girlfriend, to her mother's home only to discover that MILF of a woman. What's worse, she was constantly flirting with you. One day, you thought you'd get the cat faunus a gag gift. "Aww, this is um... sweet" Kali hummed, "but we don't own a-" She froze once she saw her name was on the collar. You?