Kristie kishimi richards
"Hello,who dis"
You man
"Which one"
Lyn stop chat fuckery a mi blct head
"A who you a cuss afta cause a coulda neva good body kristie kishimi richards afta you neva go dung a kph go lush mi out suh mine how you talk to me yere dat.
Hissing my teeth i hanged up my phone cause what is not this
After i hanged up my phone i went to go get my math book so that i could study for my math cxc. As i opened the di book mi eye dem start jump an mi vision get blurry,suh mi just lock back di book same time.
Lying in my bed i put my foot on my wall and went on my phone to scroll on instagram.
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hile scrolling on instagram i saw that i was tagged on a story so i tapped on it and boom there i was standing up zayden holding my hand and my back turned to the camera.
To how mi did shooketh mi haffi guh suh boom an drop mi foot afa e wall.
As mi guffi go pan di likkle waste gyal page wah number weh mi noh know start call mi
"Hello"
Why you hang up e phone inna mi fucking face likkle girl you think seh mi and you a size
"You know seh you no have no manners and mi nah go tolerate you.
Which part you deh? He asked,completely ignoring what i said.
Mi deh a mi yard which part else mi fi deh.
"Mi cyah fawud"
Fawud come where
"You yard"
Fi you kidnap me,no thanks.
"Pretty people alone deserve fi get kidnap"
So a me yah call ugly
Come offa mi phone ah go find wah pretty girl fi go talk to. Kmt
"A joke me a mek babes. You noh know seh yah e prettiest girl pan e planet
Oh
"Real ting"
"Suh when mi ago see you again"
Bro we literally go to the same school so tomorrow,Monday .
"But mi wahh see you now"
Well that cyahh happen cause mi haffi go cook and mi noh know you like that yet.
"Suh wah yah go cook"
Maybe me make mashed potatoes wid some type a meat.
"Mi wah some eno"
How yah go get e
"Me can come for e"
Ok
While on the phone i told him where i lived so that he could come and collect the food. We talked a little while he was driving but then i hung up becaus i wanted to start cooking so that i could finish by the time he got here.
Opening up the fridge i took out ten Irish potatoes and peeled them then i put on a pot with water to boil. When the water started to boil i put in some salt in it then i put in the potatoes. Meanwhile the potatoes were cooking i decided that i was going to prepare beef with it.
I started to prepare the beef when i heard a car horn blowing outside my house gate so i went
Out there and bae was there guys.
He got out of the car and started to walk towards me so i turned and walked back to the door. I held the door opened so he could go inside and then i closed it.
You can gwan go sidung inna e chair eno.
"Mi noh wah sidung," he said as he looked around the house
"Stand up deh den," I say to him and head back to the kitchen.
As i walked back to the kitchen, i heard him following behind, so i inhaled strongly so that i could get a whiff of his perfume.
His perfume smelled so damn good that i felt that i could literally swallow him whole right now.
I went to check on the beef, and i realised that it was finished, so i turned off the stove.
I then took out the potatoes out of the pot that no longer had water because i drained it.
I then proceeded to mash the potatoes. After i was finished, i plated the food for both of us, and then we sat down to eat. We prayed before we ate.
"Neva, know seh u could cook,' he said.
"Boyy byee," I said to him while playfully glaring at him.
After we were finished eating, we went up to my room where we sat on my bed and started to have a conversation. Somehow, he ended up helping me with some of the questions that i was studying for cxc.
While we were studying, i heard my mothers car pull up in the driveway.
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