(This is from my Archive of our own)
-Slight edits tho for like either grammer or spelling
(This first chapter is just memes)
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Hanako: Yashiro the world is flat
Yashiro glares at Hanako knowing where this is going.
Hanako: Yashiro, you are my world
Yashiro walks over to Hanako and bonks him with the mop stick she is holding.
Yashiro: The world is small too and you are my world
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Hanako glares at Kou.
Yashiro just watches as Kou glares back.
Hanako: The answer is yellow
Yashiro raises a brow as she gives a wtf look.
Kou: But you have to divide donuts by 4.5 to get Answer machine which you times by 8 to get packing peanuts
Hanako: But you forgot Saturn
Kou: Oh!
Yashiro: What the hell are you two even talking about?!
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Hanako runs into the bathroom and begins to hide behind Yashiro. Yashiro stands still utterly confused until Teru runs in with his exorcist equipment and a grin that says he is ready to murder.
Yashiro feels Hanako shiver and she slowly looks down with a look like she was told someone wanted her rusty spoon.
Yashiro: What did you do...
(Earlier)
Teru: You know honorable No.7 you aren't so bad.
Hanako: Thats what your mom said
Hanako snickers before Teru angrily turns to Hanako. Pulling out his sword he glares at Hanako.
Teru: My mom is dead.
He says with a giant smile as he points his sword at Hanako.
At the moment, Hanako knew, He fucked up.
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Hanako: Yashiro, I have a idea for your halloween costume!
Yashiro: I don't trust you but go on.
Hanako: You can be...My girlfriend!
Yashiro: Good job Hanako kun! That is the scariest costume ever!
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Kou: Mistuba I am going to McDonalds, want anything?
Mistuba: I want to be human...
Kou: I got like only 20 bucks-
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Mistuba: Super lame ass traffic safety earing
Kou: Yeah well! Atleast with my earing, I won't end up like you!
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Yako: Miskai is so great! I remember this one time where he let me hug him for a whole day! He felt joy with me!
Tsuchigmori: I think you meant he felt Pity-
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Hanako: Tsuchigmori!
Tsuchigmori: Yes honorable No.7.
Hanako: Can I show you a cool trick?
Tsuchigmori: Sure, why not.
Hanako rips off his seal from his cheek.
Tsuchigmori:
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Tsukaka: I love Amane!
Natsushiko: What do you love about him?
Tsukaka: That he killed me!
Sakura:
Mistuba:
Natsushiko: Remind me never to ask you anything ever again-
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Sakura: Natsushiko, let me go before I let Tsukaka take away your anime girl figures
Natsushiko: *Le gasp* My lady! How could you?!
Sakura:
Mistuba: HA! WEEB!
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Hanako: Tsukaka...
Tsukaka: AMANE! AMANE! AMANE!
Mistuba: So does he technically classify as a simp or No?
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Yashiro: Hey Mistuba kun, Why is your hair so long?
Mistuba: It makes me look cute.
Yashiro: Why do you want to be cute?
Mistuba: To do something you could never~
Yashiro: Whats that-?
Mistuba: Get a boyfriend
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Yashiro: Hanako kun!
Tsukaka:
Yashiro: Oh fudge-
Tsukaka: *Takes out fish bowl*
Yashiro: 👁️👄👁️
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Thats all the memes for now! These are more for fun and none of them are meant as offensive or mean. Also no hate to any of these characters!
(Some were based off previous ones I saw with changes since I hadn't seen those in like I think 2 years. But a couple were mine! :] )
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