Y/n L/n aka the Postal Dude was just relaxing at his own home watching TV until some sort of demon came in and try to kill but wasn't so lucky when Y/n killed him with a shotgun to the head and saw a mysterious portal that led to a place called Pent...
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"I regret nothing!" - Y/n L/n aka the Postal Dude
Name: Y/n L/n
Alias: The Postal Dude
Family:
The Postal Dude Jr. (Father, presumably dead)
M/n (Mother, deceased)
The Postal Dude Sr. (Grandfather, whom he hates as much as his father does, deceased)
Dave (Your father's uncle who is a rich guy-esque drug dealer and cult leader)
Commander Hardrock (Your Aunt)
The Boss (Biological grandfather and kingpin of the town of Edensin)
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Voice Actor: Rick Hunter
Occupation: Unemployed (Formerly), Worker/Assassin at I.M.P. [Immediate Murder Professionals] (Currently)
Hobbies:
Killing People and demons with I.M.P.
Causing chaos wherever he goes.
Urinating on the people that he kills.
Doing whatever he wants.
Dating women (aka his harem).
Doing his soon-to-be wives' errands.
Smoking crack with Angela Dust and Cherry Bomb.
Insulting people that pisses him off.
Powers and Abilities:
Marksmanship and weapon improvisation: Despite never being stated to have any previous experience with firearms, Y/n is very skilled with them, as well as being able to make use of improvised weapons, such as scissors or garden shears.
Stamina: The Postal Dude has a great deal of stamina and can seemingly run endlessly
Strength: The Postal Dude is quite strong and can use his strength to beat several individuals in a row, despite having no apparent martial arts skills.
Brute strength: Say what you can about him, but Y/n can literally beat the absolute shit out of anyone that gets in his way with such violence and brute strength that. would make you wish that you never want to meet this guy.
Speed: With such a great amount of stamina in his body, he can run at great speeds with a little speed boost with from a certain blue hedgehog from another world to make him run faster than a speeding bullet.
Mastery in scissors throwing: Remember when your parents keeping telling you that you should never run with scissors that will poke your eyes out, but Y/n is not a good listener, and he doesn't run with scissors. However, he can throw scissors like a pro, and he can hit his own enemies like playing a game of darts.
Melee/hand-to-hand combat expert: In a fight for survival and a hunt for a good-paying job, Y/n is not afraid to start throwing haymakers or use a blunt/sharp weapon to anyone that tried to pick up a fight with him or try to rob him to get his wallet. He can even learn a few combats skills and trick from a few friends or some of his girlfriends in his harem that are just as skilled as him in using melee weapons or in hand-to-hand combat.
Weapons of Choice:
The Shovel
Piss
Not-So-Smart Pistol MK69420
Super Hooker Shotgun
Holier-Than-Thou Launcher
Nailbiter
Brain Fucker Gun 69000
Gun Goes Brr
Penetrator
Pussy Blower
Many, Many Other Weapons to Choose from
Note: Those weapons listed on this page are from the game, "Postal: Brain Damaged" video game.
History:
Y/n L/n aka the Postal Dude was just relaxing at his own home watching TV until some sort of demon came in and try to kill but wasn't so lucky when Y/n killed him with a shotgun to the head and saw a mysterious portal that led to a place called Pentagram City that is located in a place called Hell.
Y/n has never thought that he would end up in a place like Hell, so he decided to find a place to stay, which is a local hotel called the Hazbin Hotel, where he meets Lucifer's daughter, Charlie Morningstar that is surprised to see a human at the door of her hotel.
At first, Charlie, Vaggie and the others felt a bit uncomfortable being around Y/n that literally killed some demons on the way to the hotel, but they soon allowed him to stay at the hotel for the time being and landed a job at I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) that felt like the perfect job for him to kill some people from the surface world.
Since Y/n is living in the hellish world of Pentagram City, it makes us wonder what he is going to do next in Hell to kill his next target as the newest member of I.M.P..
