What. The actual. Fffffffffffffffart.
Is what I thought when he saw that huge hecking ANIMAL barge in.
WITH UNCLE ASMODEUS.
HUH.
Clearly, he had missed something or another. Last time he checked, that guy wasn't in the family. And definitely didn't look like any of us here.
Well, maybe a little like someone in the past.
But not us?? I mean, I understand. Me and my dads don't really look like the rest of the family. But that's because we take more after our grandmother!
I think.
I never met her.
Anyways, not the point, who is this man and why is he here?
WHY IS HE GIVING ME THAT LOOK OH GOD.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO MURDER ME??
This scenario looks vaguely familiar. Big guy looking as though he's about to kill me.
Hmmmm.
Oh wait no he just looks like that in general. Oops.
Or maybe he just really doesn't want to be at this dinner.
Probably both judging by his SIZE.
He took a seat across the table from me, as directed to. And kind of just stared at me.
Hands intertwined to hold his face from his chin/jaw area.
Aaaaaand still looking at me like he's going to use me as a garnish.
There is no way I'm going to be safe tonight.
I'll be keeping my eyes open.
