Belial, R/n and Riku:
Belial and his wife along with Riku were huddled around Isla, waiting in anticipation she'd been testing her volume and babbling when Belial noticed she making a clear "da" noise though his wife insisted she heard "Ma" and Riku insisted he heard "Ri" so there they were crouching down to Isla's level watching her excitedly.
"C'mon bean say "Dada" you were so close." Belial urged while his wife chirped "C'mon baby I know you were saying "mama"" as Bel leered at her "Fat chance Badger, it was clearly "Dada" R/n snorted. "No you need your ears cleaned she was saying "Mama"" While Riku interjected "You're both going senile she totally said "Riri"!" as Isla's parents and big brother were bickering back and forth with each other they failed to notice there was visitor in their backyard.
Isla did notice she gasped in awe as her eyes lit up like a Christmas tree at sight of the animal grazing in the back lawn, she sat up and toddled passed her confused family; Isla was happily bouncing on her feet as she pressed her nose against the sliding glass door and cheerfully squealed "KITTY!" while pointing at a deer!
The trio didn't know hurt the most, being outranked by an animal or the fact that Isla got that animal completely wrong, Riku tried to salvage the situation by correcting his sister, but she was adamant the deer was a kitty! While their parents watched on pouting. "Say R/n, have you ever tried venison?" Belial hissed to his wife while eyeing her old crossbow hanging on the wall...
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Zero & Nayaka:
Zero and Nayaka were on Earth having a small family BBQ and all their friends and family were there including Ace, who was pretty much minding his own business having a pretty decent conversation with Taro when Melos accidentally spilled his drink all over them.
"What the f*ck?" Ace huffed staring down at his ruined shirt Taro hissed at his brother to watch his language since Zero and Nayaka's son Alto was nearby and the toddler was in his parrot phase. "Remember what happened with Taiga? those 4 weeks of him screaming the B word at everyone?" There's a giggle behind them; Ace tenses up and sees Alto staring at him before toddling off, Ace relaxes thinking maybe the kid didn't hear anything and went back to talking.
Meanwhile, Alto found his grandpa Zoffy and excitedly asked to be picked up. "What is it, do you have something to tell grandpa?" Zoffy asked his grandson looked up at him all innocently and...
"F*ck!"
Alto chirped and the atmosphere of the party quickly turned awkward and chilly as Zoffy and everyone else in at the party stared at Alto horrified as he repeated the F-bomb in a cutesy sing-songy voice. "F*ck...f*ck...F***CCKK!~" Zoffy's eye twitched as Seven spoke up flabbergasted. "Alto, tell yer grandpas who taught you that word?" Alto happily pointed the person out everyone turns to look at a mortified Ace; who looked like he wanted to bury himself in a dark hole and just live there forever.
He tried say something but the frosty looks Zero and Nayaka shot him while their son sang. "F*ck!" at the top of his lungs was the signal that maybe he should keep his mouth shut and leave. "Sorry." he muttered before awkwardly retreating.
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Ultraman x reader/ocs stories and incorrect quotes
FanfictionAs the title says a collection of Ultraman incorrect quotes and stories with both oc pairings and reader inserts, to be updated at random times.