Sources: the simpsons, Myself, random media posts (Like X, tiktok etc...) Dark matter, alien nation, Lucifer, beast wars, Fraggle rock, camp camp, freakazoid. stargate, agents of shield. Frasier, reaper. mom
{Featured ocs: Akari Yuri.
Ultrawoman Mile, she's Leo's daughter/clone who works as monster researcher on Earth.
And Charwood Banes, the leader of the bandit clan that raised Akari.}
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Ken, holding a crying baby Ace: You have any ideas how to stop this?
Belial: Have ya tried whiskey?
Marie: BELIAL!
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Max, after Melos ate the last waffle: THAT IS IT! I'M SICK OF LIVING WITH THAT PSYCHO, I WANT MY HOUSE BACK!
[Cosmos and Justice look at each other then at Max.]
Cosmos: What are you going to do?
Justice: And how will you do it without dying?
Max: I'll tell you what I'm going do. I'm gonna go home, I going to march right up to Melos and say it to his face 'GET THE HELL OUTTA MY-
[Cut to Melos and Max's wedding where Cosmos and Justice awkwardly clap for the newlywed couple while staring at poker faced Max in bewilderment.]
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Cosmos: Hey, I wonder how Xenon is feeling about all this?
Justice: What do you mean?
Cosmos: I mean Melos and Max getting married, I know he's had thing for Max for a while, it must've been a blow when you guys told him.
{Justice, Mebius and Nice stared at him blankly]
Mebius: Told him?
Cosmos: ...You didn't-... Justice? You told Xenon, right???
Justice: uh, I thought you did.
Mebius: He's been on a year long assignment and he just got back today... What's the first thing he's going to do once debriefing is over?
{Everyone shudders already imagining the bloodbath.]
Justice: We gotta find Xenon before he get to Max's place!
Nice: Hey, I think that's Xenon over there, he....Oh no.
Mebius: What?
Nice: He's talking to Zearth!
{They panic and rush over just as a vexed Xenon flies off.]
Nice, grabbing Zearth by the shoulders: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?!?!
Zearth: I-I said, Hi Xenon how've you been? we missed you at the wedding.
Cosmos: Then?
Zearth: Then he asked 'What wedding?'
Justice: And?
Zearth: And I told him Max and Melos's wedding.
Mebius: And then??
Zearth: And then he got real quiet said thanks and flew off, why?
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Ultraman x reader/ocs stories and incorrect quotes
FanfictionAs the title says a collection of Ultraman incorrect quotes and stories with both oc pairings and reader inserts, to be updated at random times.
