Tilula: "Did you miss us?! We missed you! I know the last time we saw eachother a lot happened. But rest assured the show must go on. It's been over a year since this book was in continuous progress.. and only updated once a few months ago. But guess what everybody? We're finally back! *Hee hee* I'm so happy! I was getting really bored waiting, but now that we are back we can finally return To ThE nIgHtMaRiSh HeLlScApE *ahem* that is Hallowed Night's Amusement Park!"
???: "Um excuse me miss Tilula? Im sorry to interrupt the broadcast but the park is only partly running again!"
Tilula: "That's RINGMASTER Tilula! What do you mean partly? As I was saying everyo-"
???: "We can't figure out what's wrong-"
Tilula: "Please excuse me one moment everyone! I have to take care of something because as we all know, there's nothing more important than our readers'satisfaction!"
*incoherent arguing*
Tilula: "Sorry about that everybody, good help is just so hard to find nowadays-"
???:"Miss Tilula can we get your help with some-"
Tilula: "-And there is NoThInG oN tHiS gOdFoRsAkEn EaRtH that I would love to do more than stop doing my job to help you do yours." Tilulas voice carries off..
???:" What are you doing?"
Tilula: "We're making some cutbacks PaUl!"
Paul: "Wait Tilula I'm sorry AAAAAGGGGGGHHH-"
*Sounds of something sharp stabbing and slicing through meat. The sound of blood splatter hitting the walls and floor can be heard.*
Tilula: "Hee hee hee, Ha, Haha, HaHAhaHaHahAHahAHAHAHA! What's the matter pAuL¿ Are you speechless? *Hee hee* *ahem*
Tilula: " Sorry about that everyone. We here at Hallowed Nights Amusement Park know your time is valuable, and know to put our readers first. This chapter won't be a long one everybody. This chapter is just another intermission and update. As I stated earlier, the last time we updated things looked pretty terrifying for our young HeRoEs.. Well if you want to know what happens next you'll be glad to know we're finally bringing back updates again!
Hallowed Nights Amusement Park Will be bringing back weekly updates after the holidays! See you all next year on 07/15/24! Happy Holidays! Say goodbye paul!"
Paul: *Gakk, sputter, gurgle*
Tilula: "Good talk paul. I think he's gonna make an amazing recovery."
*Paul gags on his own blood in the background*
Tilula: "I think we're all gonna be ThE bEsT oF fRiEnDs!"
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Mystère / Thriller⚠️‼️🛑WARNING. WARNING. MY BOOK IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART AND IT IS HORROR STORY IT WILL GET DESCRIPTIVE FOR BLOOD GUTS AND GORE. IT IS A GRAPHIC BOOK. FOR THOSE THAT WISH TO READ IT BUT DO NOT WANT TO READ THE GRAPHIC PARTS OF MY BOOK, LOOK FOR...
