A blue and orange portal opens, and Deadpool lands on the ground. He's on the top of a building in New York city, he looks out into the world. But New York is a lot more... blue, than usual.
"Hey uh, JARVIS, why does this New York look like a shitty music video?" Deadpool asks JARVIS
"You are on Earth-701306" JARVIS says
Deadpool sits there for a second, confused.
"Wait a second-"
The Other Side of New York, 10:34 PM.
A chamber filled with water opens up in a small New York apartment, and Matt Murdock gets out. He puts on a black and red skintight rubber suit, and leaps out the window.
Daredevil runs along rooftops, doing parkour using his billy clubs, he swings from polls, and jumps from roof-to-roof, until suddenly, he gets hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, and trips. He falls in between two buildings, and lands right inside a dumpster in the alleyway below.
He leaps out of the dumpster, and looks around, but his sonar abilities don't detect anything.
"Good to see you again, it's been a few months." A mysterious voice says
Daredevil keeps looking around, he walks around in circles, looking for the man who's after him. He then hears someone drop down behind them, and he turns around.
"Poindexter... You're... Alive?" Daredevil asks him
Bullseye smirks, and lunges at him, Daredevil dodges, and Bullseye goes flying into the wall. He pulls out a playing card, and whips it at Daredevil. The playing card slices through the rubber, and pierces through his skin. Daredevil pulls it out, and tosses it aside. Daredevil throws one of his billy clubs at Bullseye, but he grabs it, and hits Daredevil with it.
Daredevil gets knocked to the ground, and Bullseye gets on top of him, and starts bludgeoning Daredevil with his own billy club. Daredevil gets knocked out, and right before Bullseye kills him he gets tackled, and smashed into the wall. Bullseye looks up, to see Deadpool standing over him.
"How's it goin, Lester?" Deadpool says
Bullseye looks confused, but he rolls with it. He grabs a brick off the ground and flings it right at Deadpool's face. Deadpool is stunned for a few seconds, and Bullseye uses it to grab a shard of glass and stab Deadpool in the stomach with it. Deadpool punches Bullseye right across the face, and Bullseye spits out blood.
"Loved your performance in Dumbo, man." Deadpool remarks
Deadpool pulls out one of the swords on his back, and swings at Bullseye a few times, but every time he dodges. Bullseye grabs the gun out of Deadpool's holster, and shoots him in the throat with it. Deadpool stumbles back, and falls to the ground, clutching his neck. Deadpool realizes what Bullseye's weakness is, as his neck heals.
Deadpool stands up, and grabs the second sword out of his sheath, and they start dueling. Bullseye gets the upper hand, and slices Deadpool's hand off, Deadpool then grabs Bullseye's sword out of his hand, and headbutts him. Bullseye stumbles back. Deadpool grabs the knife out of his leg-holster, and shoves it right in Bullseye's eye.
"You can't aim if you can't see." Deadpool says. Bullseye screams in pain, and Deadpool tackles him out of the alleyway, and into oncoming traffic, they both get hit by a bus, and Bullseye gets killed. Deadpool gets up, and stumbles over to Bullseye. He shoots him in the head, just to make sure he's dead.
"Okay JARVIS, he's dead. Take me to the next target."
A blue and orange portal opens in front of Deadpool, and he walks through it.
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Deadpool: Agent of The Illuminati
ActionAfter the events of the post credit sequence of Deadpool 2, Deadpool completely messes up the timeline, and chaos ensues. But, when a close friend of Deadpool dies, he attempts to travel the Multiverse to find a new universe that him and his friends...
