Chris: Ahh. Morning in Muskoka. The birds chirping. The loon calling.
[loon calls]
Chris: The majestic gentle sounds of beautiful Northern Ontario.
[fart]
Chris: Welcome to the most dramatic thrilling episode yet! [blows party blower]
Chris: It's been a long eight weeks at Camp Wawanakwa and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end.
Chris: Today, two campers remain. By sundown, only one will be left standing.
Chris: That camper will go home with a check for $100,000! Who will it be? Brooding, untan, alternative artist Gwen? Or the large and lovable goofball Owen? Go grab a snack, have a pee if you have to. SIt your butt down and get ready for... the dramatic final conclusion of... Total. Drama. Island!
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Chris: Welcome back. We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round.
Owen: [confessional] I had a wicked time!
[flashback]
Owen: [voiceover] It was awesome.
Owen: Yeah! Who's the man?!
[flashback ends]
Gwen: [confessional] What was it like being here for eight weeks?
[flashbacks]
[splash]
[rip]
Gwen: [confessional] [voiceover] It sucked, that's what.
Gwen: Ugh!
[flashbacks end]
Chef: [confessional] You think it's easy cookin' for twenty-three ungrateful teenagers? Man, I've had better jobs in prison.
Owen: The food was awesome!
[flashback]
[chomping]
Owen: Ahh...
[flashback ends]
Chef: [confessional] At least someone's appreciative. Slavin' all day at a hot stove.
Gwen: [confessional] The food... was disgusting!
Chef: [confessional] "Less rat droppings". Does this look like a five-star restaurant to you?
Owen: [confessional] And the people were just awesome!
Gwen: [confessional] The people here... sucked. They were nothing but a bunch of backstabbing, manipulative, two-timing, fame-hungry, dimwitted, certifiably insane, really weird, psychotic, redneck, overbearing, goody-goody, know-it-all, party-obsessed jerks. [blows hair] I was lucky enough to meet six people who are actually sane.
Owen: [confessional] The one thing I'll be remembered for? Uh...
[multiple farts over flashbacks]
Owen: [confessional] I hope my great personality. [farts]
Gwen: [confessional] What will I be remembered for? My great personality! Okay, I'm done here.
Chris: Now it's time to welcome the twenty campers who did not make it to the finals.
Owen: Hey guys! Whoohoo! Good to see ya!
Chris: Would everyone who's walked the Dock of Shame and left camp on the Boat of Losers kindly take a seat in the Peanut Gallery of Failure? The side you choose should represent who you would like to cheer on to victory in today's final competition.
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