{ I rub the lotion on the skin. or else I get, the hose again.}
(NSFW head cannons)
- total bottom bitch
- has many times, been in pornos.
- carries condoms wherever he goes
(Non NSFW head cannons)
- Is surprisingly opinionated
- is slightly color blind
- owns like seven books on dinosaurs (he bought them recently they aren't from his childhood)
