Adventure Time Oneshots

Funny stufs with the adventure time cast

( Finnceline ⚠️)

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LSP: "So you can Finn are like, dating now right?"

PB: "Yeah, Congratulations!"

Marceline: *blushing* "Yeah, whatever.."

LSP: "You guys at Tier 15 yet?"
Marcy spit out the cranberry juice she was drinking

Marceline: "What?! No! We just started dating! Plus, He's like, 20! and I'm 1000 years old!
Don't you think that be kind of wierd?"

LSP: "Are you kidding? Don't you know how much of a sexy animal he was that night we hung out?"

Bubblegum covered her mouth

LSP: He ###### ## ##### ## ### ##### and then he ####### ### #### ## ## ### ### #### ## ###### ### #### right in my ####
Before I ###### ### ####.

Marceline: *utter embarrassment*

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Jake and Finn sitting down at the table, doing nothing.

Jake: "What's the worst thing that could happen right now?"

Finn: "PB starts another war."

Jake: "Why would she?"

Finn: "I didn't realize that I didn't hang up the call with her while I was hanging with FQ (Flame Queen) and she said 'What did Princess Bubble-Bitch want?'"

Jake: :0

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Marceline: "Yo Finn, you got something on your face. I'll get it."

Proceeds to feel and squish his face for 10 minutes

Finn: "Did you get it?"

Marceline: "Almost.."
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Finn: "Jake, what are you doing?"

Jake boiling a pot of water for over 15 minutes

Jake: "I'm making holy water."

Finn: "How is that making Holy water?"

Jake: "I'm boiling the hell out of it."
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Jake: "That's what I'm saying! Girls that WILL kill you are very dangerous dude."

Finn: "They're really not that bad."

Jake: "The fact that you have to say they aren't that bad, means they are that bad."
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PB: "FINN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!"

Finn at the top of the Candy castle with Jake latching onto him, both of them looking very scared

Finn: "

I saw a spider."
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Sorry it's so short:/