chaipunk one shots

Alien💛

AND THEY WERE ROOMATES!
*GASP*
THEY WERE ROOMATES!?!?
Sorry bout that I am super duper hyper at the moment . In this one, hobie is an alien and lives with oav. Age is 17 for both. Hope u like it! They ain't spider man. Hobie=alien punk. Pavi=naive roomate whi discovers.

Pavitr pov:
I was joking around with hobie again. While I was speaking with him, I put away the groceries. It is a nice day. But man, can hobie eat like no other. It's like he has 8 stomachs(teen titans go anyone?).

Well, since hobie is just standing there. And I need to get on the cabinet. I took a running start and climbed on top of him.(Not in a way, u guys are most likely thinking he is just climbing up his back!)

"Ugh!" "HEY, DINT MAKE ME FALL!" "WHY ARE YA ON MEH!" "CAUSE U WOULDNT MOVE UR TALL ASS OPTIMUS PRIME!" "DA HELL DID YA JUST CALL ME!?!?" "STOP MOVING DADDY LONG LEGS!" "IMA DROP U!" "OK LORD TALL LE- AHHHISJDJDHD EU!" He stepped aside before the last name can come out of my mouth. And I fell. That shit hurts. I look up to see his smirk.

Hobie pov:
I moved, and pav tumbled down. It was funny as hell. That will show him! As pav cursed at me and my tallness, I walked off. 2 fucking years of being on this planet. Can't wait to go home. I sent out the single to my mates. Job is complete, and I guess I made a new friend.

But the job isn't bout making friends. Just had to get some human technology. Which is dumb. But hey! Their tech can advance our tech. So humans aren't that dumb. In fact, many of them are just stupid and shallow. Except for pavitr. He helps out around the place and cooks. The only thing he doesn't do is watch his language, and sometimes he slips into his native tongue. I think the humans call it hindi?

Pavitr pov:
Ugh! Curse him and his tippy toe tallness!(home anyone?) As I pick myself up, I notice something. "DAMN IT HOBART I WAS GONNA EAT THAT CHOCOLATE BAR!" Only to hear his laughter in response. As I sighed I went back to putting stuff away.

Than I saw his backpack. Though something was sticking out. I went to put it back inside of the bag. Cause I'm a nice person. Then a letter fell out. *what is this?* I thought. I picked it up. Oh just some more food. Must be his personal grocery list. I put it away and went to make some ramen.

Hobie pov:
I ate the chocolate bar after pav yelled at me. Then I heard him making Ramen. I decided to sneak up on him. "RAH!" "ACK" *SMACK* "OW, did u just hit me with a frying pan?" (Tangled anyone? I'm making too many movie references in this chapter!)

As pavitr apologized, frying pan still in his hand, I got up. I chuckle and told him it was kinda my bad as well. But still that shit hurt. Wait is it getting dark out? Oh shit!

Pavitr pov:
"H hobie ur glowing?" "Dint freak out!" "WHY ARE U GLOWING!?!?" "WHY ARE U FREAKING OUT!?!?" "CAUSE U GLOW IN THE DARK U FUCKING GLOWSTICK!"

He looked like I offened him. He started at me. Then I ran. I ran till my legs got sore. Than that bitch tackled me.

"I'm an alien." "Yeah no shit!"
He looked sad. Like he knew this day would come. "I'm sorry but I have to go." Then he flashed a light at me and it went black. (Men in black anyone?)

4 months later.

"Hey I am responding to ur roomate add." "Oh great I'm pav what's ur name?"

"Hobie brown"

That's all folks!