The Journey Begins (But it sucks)

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The mongoose guys were walking up a hill but Night shouted: "HALT!"

And everyone stopped. Because of course they did. The mongooses approached a road.

"What's that big long-rock thing in front of us?" Olive the grump asked.

"It's a road, stupid," Night said, "If you walk across it and get hit by a car, it'll kill you."

"Can we go around it?" Someone else asked.

"NO STUPID. It's longer than your imaginary rich paycheck," Night hissed like a fracking cat. "Now let's cross and be catuois wet floor."

The mongooses crossed one by one- and Bandit ran into the road like an idiot, so he almost got turned into a pancake, before the humans began to scream at him.

"Gosh Bandit, why are you so stupid," Jasmine said.