"I'm back" announced Taehyung as he loosened his tie as soon as he entered through the door frame but he stopped on his tracks as his eyes fell upon a Tree-Shaped gadget until he realised it was a humidifier.
'When did we get such a big Tree-shaped Humidifier in the living room??!!' questioned Taehyung, trying to remember if they ever ordered such a thing.
But his mouth really hung open when Juanong approached the tree and put his leg up "JUANONG! NO PEEING!!" shouted he but it was too late.
"Don't worry about it;I've already transformed the house. I guarantee you won't get dehydrated. Want to check out where we sleep?" spoke Jungkook as he wrapped his arms around the younger's small waist from behind.
'This guy better not have turned the bed into a bathtub! This house only has one bedroom! If it becomes a bathtub, we won't be able to sleep tonight!' thought the brunette worriedly.
He panicked when the older threw him over his own shoulder and started walking towards the bedroom "Jungkook!! No! I don't want to sleep in a bathtub!" shouted he.
"Put me down!!"
Ignoring the brunette's protests the raven threw him on the water bed.
Taehyung sat up looking around in wonder 'Hmm? Wait, a water bed?' realised he.
"Darling, do you want some caviar from the sea god?" asked the man with a smug look as the other's cheeks turned red, catching onto the innuendo.
"Now?" asked he blushing furiously.
"Don't be afraid, it won't hurt. I'll gently place the caviar into your body. If you don't want to get pregnant, just clean up later" explained the raven.
'Hmmm??? Isn't he the one laying eggs? This prcess doesn't sound right' thought Taehyung as his pursed lips trembled.
"Are you See-horse?" asked Taehyung suddenly.
"Strictly speaking, the sea god doesn't belong to any known marine species. If you have to name it...... probably A sea Dog" revealed Jeongguk.
"You....... were you a husky when you were little?" Taehyung tried to make it make sense.
"How did you know?" asked the older shocked.
"..........." Taehyung stared at his husband blankly with a done face.
'Why hasn't this meme disappeared yet !!!' cried out he as imagined a Hybrid of a dog and a Sea-horse.
It's head being the one of a husky's and the rest of it's body being that of a Sea horses's-
'Husky and the incarnation of the sea god' sighed he, trying to wave that image away from his mind.
'No wonder the little prince didn't recognise this man on the shore as the incarnation of the Sea God. It would be strange if he did!'
"My dear little prince" called out the older.
"Please accept this caviar from this Sea God" requested he in his ear.
"Wait!! Put this on first!" ordered Taehyung as he handed the raven a condom.
Taehyung had to tell the other multiple times to slow down and on top of that the husky had thrown away the condom.
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"Do you know how expensive Sea God caviar is?" asked Jungkook as he threw away the now dirty 'Caviar' (condom) in the bin.
"SHUT UP!"
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At night night Taehyung moved around in discomfort in his sleep.
"No... Don't...." spoke Taehyung as long Tentacles wrapped around his body, trapping him, refraining him from moving.
"This is specially fresh caviar for you. Come and taste it" said Jungkook as he gripped Taehyung's face with his fingers as Taehyung struggled.
"What's going on......
Why can't I move...?"
He opened his eyes slowly to face Juanong who was sleeping on his chest and Jeongguk who had his head against his shoulder while his arm hugged Taehyung close.
'Turns out it's all piled on top of me! No wonder I had a nightmare'
He sat up calling the puppy who rolled to the side and continued sleeping but the raven didn't let him go. He had his arm wrapped around his waist and head laying on the younger's lap.
"Good morning, darling. Need Fresh Sea God Caviar?" asked he with his eyes closed still.
Taehyung's jaw hung open and eyes widened.
As Jungkook tried to get up and give him a kiss Taehyung pushed him away.
"Well, even if you reject the sea god's reward, the sea god still loves you"
"Is this some kind of ritual? Saying 'I love you' each and every day" asked Taehyung with tinted cheeks.
"Sort of" replied the raven with a smile.
"Before the charity banquet starts today, there's a pre-interview about you. Remember to memorise the script the secretary wrote; don't add anything randomly!" spoke the brunette strictly.
"Okay" agreed the raven.
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And so it was time. Liquor was served, lights and tables were decorating the large hall. People scattered around it like flies in their best attires.
"We hold this Charity Banquet every year and the theme is different each year. Sometimes it's helping seriously ill children, somtimes it's solving water issues in mountainous area and other times it's protecting endangered animals" spoke the raven what he had memorised with a small smile in his interview.
"No matter what we do, being able to contribute to society is a satisfying thing for..... people" finished he.
'Fortunately everything went according to the script' thought Taehyung sighing.
"Yeah, my husband is very supportive too" smiled Jungkook turning towards Taehyung and holding his hand over the table, the younger smiled back.
'Huh?' Suddenly the younger felt this discomfort run down his spin like he was being observed intensely.
He looked at the side subtly to find a blond man sitting on the table behind them conversing with a woman.
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Mr.Dior [Taekook]⏳
FanfictionA ridiculous story about two presidents who had been married for 7 years. The one who's scared of his wife ends up hitting his head too hard and suddenly became a real domineering president. A vkook ff (More like Vkook version of the manga) -_-Not...