'guess we a cult now' 3:15pm
dustbunny, eddie 2.0, mickey milkovich, chocolate frog, and not a nerd are online.
dustbunny: mike SHUT. UP. ABOUT WILL.
eddie 2.0: BUT BUT BUT
eddie 2.0: HES SO CUTE. HE REMINDS ME OF A MUSHROOM
mickey milkovich: you got a thing for mushrooms now wheeler?
not a nerd: let be honest. he's ALWAYS had a thing for mushrooms. if yk what i mean
chocolate frog: ERICA.
not a nerd: JUST THE FACTS!
mickey milcovich: lucas, why is your nickname chocolate frog?
eddie 2.0 and dustbunny are typing...
chocolate frog: NO. NO. NONONONO NOT AGAIN
eddie 2.0: OH MY GOD SO WHEN WE WERE LIKE SEVEN. LUCAS ATE (or tried to) A FROG COVERED IN MUD WE FOUND IN THE WOODS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A CHOCOLATE FROGJRIFNHD
dustbunny: HIS FACE IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNYNJFJD
mickey milkovich: IM SORRY WHAT? KDUMDUDNDND SINCLAIR. WHY.
chocolate frog: STOP BULLYING ME. I WAS SEVEN. THIS IS RACIST. DUSTIN. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
dustbunny: I DO I DO BUT IT WAS SO STUPID.
will the wise is online
will the wise: help max and el are making out in the hallway and i need to pee
mickey milkovich: THE HALLWAY????
chocolate frog: just what i need. to be made fun of by my bf and here about my ex gf's love life.
not a nerd: ew. hate the gays.
will the wise: tell that to tInA
not a nerd: FUCK OFF YOU MUSHROOM.
eddie 2.0: HEY.
will the wise: meanie >:(
mickey milkovich: im friends with children. CHILDREN.
dustbunny: just like your boyfriendddd
not a nerd: oOoOoOOOooO
mickey milkovich is offline
eddie 2.0: HEKUDKEJEUD
will the wise: LMFAOOOO
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"the 'responsible' adults" 3:35
im alive motherfuckers, robinhood, batman, guns<3, rat lookin ass, amERICA, and swiftie are online.
im alive motherfuckers: STEVE. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BULLYING ME AGAIN
amERICA: no we arent
batman: calm down eddie
robinhood: love how the youngest kid out of everyone is here
im alive motherfuckers: YES YOU ARE.
amERICA: just admit you would like to make out with steven over here. and we wouldnt have too.
guns<3: LMAO GETTING CALLED OUT
swiftie: nah my man. thats so not cool to hide from us!
rat lookin ass: argyle, please come back to the van.
swiftie: jonathan. as my only friend.
robinhood: D:<
swiftie: jonathan. as my second only friend.
robinhood: >:D
swiftie: you should let me do this
rat lookin ass: dude- come back.
im alive motherfuckers: where did he go..?
rat lookin ass: he let a spider bite him. and now he thinks hes spider man.
im alive motherfuckers: man. i remember getting that high. cant do that anymore.
batman: yeah. cuz you'll die.
swiftie: look jonathan!
rat lookin ass: ARGYLE NONFURHDHFU
swiftie and rat lookin ass are offline
robinhood: IS GE OKAY???
im alive motherfuckers: HELLO??
guns<3: JON???
batman: OH MY GODOMF
amERICA: PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDNT DIE. HE WAS MY FAVORITE.
im alive motherfuckers: D:<
amERICA: yeah. i said it.
rat lookin ass is online
rat lookin ass: SEND HELP HE TRIED JUMPIN OFF A HILL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE COULD LATCH ONTO A TREE AND NOW HE WONT GET UP
guns<3: HETAHD WHAT
im alive motherfuckers: OH MY GODFJSHSN
batman: WHAT DO WE DONDUIE
robinhood: AJELFDJDHRHE
amERICA: CALL 911 DUMBASS.
rat lookin ass: NEVERMIND HES UP BYE GUYS
rat lookin ass is offline
guns<3: ...
im alive motherfuckers: ...
batman: ...
robinhood: ...
amERICA: ...
amERICA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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"...𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦"
FanfictionA stranger things texting story with a story on the side (CONTAINS BYLER, HENCLAIR/LUMAX, LUMAX/ELMAC, BUCKINGHAM, STEDDIE, JANCY)
