on. hold
I do not own anything in this story
this is the official sequel to trapped with them
After escaping from the restraints the girls put you in your back home. your world
but it's not safe from them for long
be warned this chamber features cards against humanity which is an extremely offensive game so be advised
*(y/n) pov*
today would normally be the day I play cards against humanity with the lads but. im not sure I can with the fucking yanderes up my ass
annie" wo wo wo. where do you think your going?"
(y/n)" oh today is normally the day a few friends of mine and I play a card game together"
mikasa" what sort of friends?"
(y/n)" guys i met whilst I was in the army. Jack and dan"
historia" oh a card game. could we come?"
(y/n)" I...I dont know is a more. mature card game"
ymir" oh now we have to play"
I mean I guess it could be better with more people
(y/n)" ok ok. if you wanna play then I guess it could be fun with more then 3 players"
*timeskip*
we had to take the bus because my car couldn't fit everyone
peick" so whats the premises of this card game?"
(y/n)" ill explain the rules in a bit"
I knocked on dans door and he answered
dan" oh (y/n) your late almost though you were shot by another tank. who are they. oooooooohhhhhh. ok well talk later come in"
dan let us In and we met with Jack at the round table
jack" ok why are they....holy hell"
I may have told them about what happen at first they thought after the tank shot i lost my mind. but tge believed me after a while. and I guess now they fully believe
dan" so what brings you fine lady's here?"
historia" well our boyfriend mentioned a card game and we thought we come and play as well"
dan" ok....well this is a more mature game. but I dont see the harm in you playing"
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hanji" ok so what are the rules?"
jack" well each player has 10 white cards. a black card is placed down with a incomplete sentence on it and the white cards have words on them to fill in the blanks. whoever makes the funniest sentence wins. first to 10 wins. wins the game"
sasha" ok seems simple enough"
jack handed out the cards and we got the game started
dan" ok so who wants to read the first card?"
historia" i will"
he gently pushed the card towards her
historia" next from author J K Rowling. Harry Potter and the chamber of....."
dan" bitches"
dan put his card down
jack" the chamber of dead babys"
jack put his card down erring a laugh from him,me, dan and surprisingly petra
peick" then put her card down
blind children
that made a few more people chuckle
annie" this is kinda fun. my turn. Harry potter and the chamber of sex toys"
that made everyone exept historia giggle
historia" this is going to be a long night"
*timeskip*
petra" I drink to forget......"
dan chuckled
dan " I drink to forget.. brown people"
dan, me and jack laughed
(y/n)" well I guess...kids with ass cancer"
more laughter
jack" donald trump"
more laughter
annie" people who were eaten by titans"
we may have had to add a few cards to make it more funny for both us and them
petra" well you know why your having that problem. because you drank to forget the rooten whole in the wall"
MORE LAUGHTER
*timeskip*
mikasa" ......kid tested mother approved"
dan" cocan"
historia" ummm giving kids coke is bad isn't it"
jack" OOOOOHHHH i got one that's BAAAAAD"
ymir I like the sound of that"
jack then put his card down
jack" sex offender"
the whole table burst out laughing
*timeskip*
hanji" dear abby im having trouble with..... and would like your advice"
mikasa" dear Abbey im having trouble with..coat hanger abortions.. and would like your advice"
(y/n)" well your having that problem. because there's all that suprises sex"
and more laughter
*timeskip*
dan" well that was cards against humanity what did you girls think"
