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*annie pov*

(y/n) calld everyone in for a. "meeting" as he put it

I swear if a single woman who isn't me is pregnant. im given out early abortions!!!

everyone sat on the coutch and (y/n) stood up in a. skin tight shirt.

OK now I'm horny. really. really horny

(y/n)" ok so. as you may know I was in the army here right"

sasha" of course"

(y/n)" and. well we've been living of the payroll i get from the government"

ymir" ok"

(y/n)" well. let's just say the payroll isn't enough for all of us to live off"

oh this might be a problem

mikasa" so we kill someone to lessen the problem. i vote we kill hitch"

hitch" WHY ME!!!"

mikasa" because you annoy me. and my baby. (baby voice) isn't that right my little carla. hitches ugly face makes you un happy"

hitch" I will flush that thing DOWN THE TOLIET"

carla(baby) " (crying)"

mikasa"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ONE HAIR ON HER SWEET LITTLE HEAD.ssshhhh.shhhh its ok. come to mommy its ok"

(y/n)" no one is dieing but I will need to go back to the military to get the higher payroll"

OH YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE

ymir" NO"

krista" YOUR STAYING"

carla( adult) " YOUR GOING NO WHERE"

(y/n)" OK then what do you suggest we do for money"

sasha" ok I've got it. I played a game on the ps5 calld gta V. in it you rob things. I vote we Ron a jewelry store"

annie" I like that"

ymir" that is both stupid and genuinely smart at the same time"

(y/n)" no we're not robbing someplace"

aaaawwwww

krista" why don't we get jobs?"

everyone looked at her

krista " if all of us just at a job each we could make a tone of money"

ymir" ok I like that"

sasha" I vote we work at McDonald's"

peick" WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MCDONALD'S!!!!"

sasha" I like it. also your not any better. you spent all your time playing a game about some tall lady"

peick" ITS CALLD RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE AND ITS FUN"

(y/n)" ENOUGH. ok. I like the job idea. I'd say everyone just do that"

petra" ok. see you soon sweetheart"

God I wish I could crush her against a tree

*timeskip*

*(y/n) pov*

everyone finally came back. hopefully they got jobs

(y/n)" ok. please tell me at least 3 of you lot got jobs?"

annie" oh we all did"

oh good. now we might actually be able to afford the huge food bill we get from sasha

(y/n)" ok good. what did everyone get?"

carla( adult )" I got my job as a watress back"

sasha" I got a job at McDonald's"

of course she did

hitch" I got a job at wallmart"

petra" I found a restaurant that needed cleaners so I joined there"

annie" me, ymir and krista all got jobs at the same bar"

OK. they're gonna get fired

peick" I got one at a fish market"

mikasa" that explains the smell"

peick" hey at least I got a real job"

mikasa" YouTube is a real job. that mrbeast guy does it"

peick" recording videos of your baby doesn't count as a job"

hanji" and I GOT ONE AT A GENETICS LAB"

OK I feel bad for everyone who works there now

everyone seems happy ok that's good

*4 weeks later*

(y/n)" ok has everyone gotten paid?"

sasha" yes we did. a solid $560 from me"

annie" thats all you got. I got $500 from pay and $600 in tips"

ymir" WHY DO YOU GET MORE TIPS THEN ME OR KRISTA!!!"

annie" because im hotter then you both"

she looked at me seductively

my god she's giving me bed room eyes. worce then the once she gave me when we met

mikasa" I got 4 youtube videos up and have 60000 subscribers. and I made $130.50 per video"

oh god. Well. at least its something

carla then looked at me

carla" I do have 1 question?"

(y/n)" ok go ahead"

Carla" what is a milf and a dommy mommy? I got calld both of those at work"

oooohhhh

God

how do I explain that to her

ymir"oh milf stands more mother i would like to fuck"

mikasa" LANGUAGE THERES A BABY IN THE ROOM"

peick" and a dommy mommy is a woman who acts motherly but isn't your mother and is dominant"

carla" oh........now I wish I didn't go on that reddit website on the Google thing"

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