I woke up, "Ok whose next?" I yawned, "Morning sweetie, did you fall asleep playing on your Playstation again?" Mama asked as she walked into the room.
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"Maybe." I said as I reached for the controller, but she wrapped it in vines, "Nope, you can have breakfast with your mom. I'll give you your controller back in...two hours, yeah two hours is more than long enough of a break." she said.
"That was lovely! See that wasn't horrible." Mama said as she flung a D-list hero into the distance, "Let's go home, I'd love to play a game or two with you." she said as she picked me up.
When we got home Mama and I sat down and booted up a fighting game, we played half a round when two idiots burst into our home, "WE HAVE YOU NOW POISON IVY!" a rotund man said as he bounced in place, "Who are you?" Mama asked skeptically, "I'm Bouncing Boy! The bounciest hero in the business!" Bouncing boy said as he deflated, "And I'm Color Kid! I'll paint you in a new light villain!" Color Kid said, "Cool I'm gonna kill you both now." Mama said as I put on my headphones, "I'm awesome." I said as I pressed play on my tablet playing a song.
Everything in the room slowed to a near halt, "Thank you Mama 62." I said as I tossed my controller up and watched it crawl through the air. I walked over to Color Kid and put his hands at his sides before standing on a chair to slap him a few times. I hopped down and flicked Bouncing Boy in the balls a few times. I jogged into the other room and grabbed two helmets and put them on the wannabe heroes, "Don't die." I said as I moved a table next to Color Kid and a chair behind Bouncing Boy. I tapped Color Kid's left leg and then tapped the back of Bouncing Boy's legs. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed some chips, a soda, and some dip moonwalking from the fridge to the cabinet. I returned to the couch with my snacks and drink which naturally had a straw. I grabbed my controller and everything sped up. Mama watched the two heroes spin around wildly before bashing their heads on the objects I placed near them. I took the opportunity to win the round we were on. "Player 1 wins!" the game announced, "THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Mama said in shock, "I'm awesome." I said, "I had no clue I adopted a speedster. This is...something. Ok well ground rules, Mama's the only one allowed to use superpowers in the house, and rule two, no murders on the hardwood. I see you put bike helmets on them, but those only protect their heads, they do nothing for the neck." she said, "Dang it!" I said.
