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*third person POV*
The next day Sonic was walking to math class again, but his classmates were walking the wrong direction.
"Where are you guys going?" he asked Spongebob and his group. They were all popular.
"Miss Johnson died cutely yesterday! Haven't you heard?" one of the boys behind Spongebob said.
"Yeah she got *totally* drunk!" another guy added.
"Was this really Shreks doing?" he whispered to himself.
Am i getting crazy? His mind wandered off.
"Well okay we'll be going to study class now!" Patrick said from beside spongebob.
"Y-yeah I'll be there." Sonic mumbled.
***
Sonic sat down in his study class and in a while shrek arrived at sat next to him with a ciggarette in his mouth.
"H-hey... You know you shouldn't smoke inside s-school." Sonic stated to Shrek quietly.
"And shouldn't you be scared of me?" Shrek debated in a deep sexy voice sending butterflies to Sonic's stomach.
The teacher that was seeing if the class was behaving almost noticed Shrek smoking because of Sonic's statement to him
Shrek gave Sonic an evil glance for just a second and then looked away again.
***
School was over and Sonic was walking home while his beautiful blue hairs were glistening in the sun.
But suddenly he got stopped by a dissombodied voice coming from a dark alley on his right.
"You almost got me in detention." the mysterious voice spoke from the alley.
It made Sonic's heart stop hearing some random man speak to him when he was all alone.
But somehow Sonic recognised his voice... It was Shrek!!
As soon that he comes with that thought a light shines on the man and it reveals to indeed be Shrek.
He was smoking yet another ciggarette. It wouldn't surprise Sonic if Shrek would start coughing up blood by now.
"I regret doing you that favor now." Shrek said.
Sonic was confused.
"W-what favor are you referring to?" Sonic qeustioned Shrek shyly.
Would he mean he's confessing to murdering miss Johnson or is it just something else? Sonic's mind was wandering of again.
"Oh i know damn well that you know darling..." Shrek responded.
Sonic blushed at the fact his crush just called him darling but he quikly brushed it of since he could be dealing with a murderer right now.
"Did you kill miss Johnson!!" Sonic screamed a little louder than he wanted to.
"Quiet down! And no the fuck i did not kill her you idiot! Why would you even think that??" Shrek whisper-shouted at him.
"I-I j-just t-thought that b-because when miss Johnson was yelling at me y-you wrote her name in some sort of 'D-Death Note'" Sonic replied whispering.
"Ofcourse you thought that" Shrek whispered to himself.
"I told those poular guys to be nice to you so you wouldn't get bullied...." Shrek stated more sensitively.
Sonic kind of blushed at the thought Shrek not wanting him to get bullied adn that he's starting to be more open with Sonic.
"I just don't think anyone deserves to go through the same thing as i used to.." Shrek continued.
His ciggarette has died now and he walks over to Sonic while throwing it away in the dumpster on his left.
"Don't tell anyone about this" Shek warned Sonic sternly.
Sonic nods and Shrek walks away.
i just want to make clear that this fanfic is a christmas present for someone else, not me
