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Fun Fact: The Death Cap is the world's most poisonous mushroom in the world. If at least half of the mushroom is consumed, it can lead to deathNot so Fun Fact: If I would've known it'd taste like your grandmothers used underwear dipped in sewage water, I wouldn't have fucking took a bite out of it.
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Tf has my meemaw done to you???xxx-xxx-xxxx
?????You don't even have a family, Short Rack. Let alone a fucking "meemaw"
You don't even say "meemaw"
Wat the fak
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Ain't no fuckin way you just called me shortI'm actually 5'9 🤓☝🏼
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OkThis sure as hell isn't who I think it is.
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I'm like99.9% sure I'm not who you were initially trying to talk to
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What the fuck.Who the fuck are you?
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Mf YOU messaged mexxx-xxx-xxxx
WHY DID YOU RESPOND BACK KNOWING IM A STRANGER???xxx-xxx-xxxx
I GOT HOOKED THE SECOND I SAW "fun fact" OKAY???The smallest things intrigue me, you'd be surprised.
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Something tells me I might get used to it pretty quicklyxxx-xxx-xxxx
I LOVE how you established the fact you wanna keep talking to me 😻Matter of fact, we're already married and have 2 cats named Mango and Sashimi.
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What about 2 kids? A boy and a girl named Azrael and Amaryllisxxx-xxx-xxxx
Respectfully, fuck them kids but holy FUCK are those names beautiful???xxx-xxx-xxxx
When I tell you I have a wholeee list of girl and boy names that I likeEven tho I'm not gonna be alive by the time imma want kids 🤝🏼
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Might as well give you kids while you're still alive 🤝🏼xxx-xxx-xxxx
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Belladonna
FanfictionSuicidal maniac meets supermodel? All Y/n has ever known her whole life was fame, wealth, and flashing lights. Chasing off paparazzi, having this strict life style, and having her pictures taken for the cover of her magazines was weighing her down...