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Fun Fact: The Death Cap is the world's most poisonous mushroom in the world. If at least half of the mushroom is consumed, it can lead to death

Not so Fun Fact: If I would've known it'd taste like your grandmothers used underwear dipped in sewage water, I wouldn't have fucking took a bite out of it.

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Tf has my meemaw done to you???

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?????

You don't even have a family, Short Rack. Let alone a fucking "meemaw"

You don't even say "meemaw"

Wat the fak

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Ain't no fuckin way you just called me short

I'm actually 5'9  🤓☝🏼

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Ok

This sure as hell isn't who I think it is.

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I'm like

99.9% sure I'm not who you were initially trying to talk to

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What the fuck.

Who the fuck are you?

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Mf YOU messaged me

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WHY DID YOU RESPOND BACK KNOWING IM A STRANGER???

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I GOT HOOKED THE SECOND I SAW "fun fact" OKAY???

The smallest things intrigue me, you'd be surprised.

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Something tells me I might get used to it pretty quickly

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I LOVE how you established the fact you wanna keep talking to me 😻

Matter of fact, we're already married and have 2 cats named Mango and Sashimi.

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What about 2 kids? A boy and a girl named Azrael and Amaryllis

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Respectfully, fuck them kids but holy FUCK are those names beautiful???

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When I tell you I have a wholeee list of girl and boy names that I like

Even tho I'm not gonna be alive by the time imma want kids 🤝🏼

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Might as well give you kids while you're still alive 🤝🏼

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