Suicidal maniac meets supermodel?
All Y/n has ever known her whole life was fame, wealth, and flashing lights. Chasing off paparazzi, having this strict life style, and having her pictures taken for the cover of her magazines was weighing her down...
xxx-xxx-xxxx Fun Fact: The Death Cap is the world's most poisonous mushroom in the world. If at least half of the mushroom is consumed, it can lead to death
Not so Fun Fact: If I would've known it'd taste like your grandmothers used underwear dipped in sewage water, I wouldn't have fucking took a bite out of it.
xxx-xxx-xxxx Tf has my meemaw done to you???
xxx-xxx-xxxx ?????
You don't even have a family, Short Rack. Let alone a fucking "meemaw"
You don't even say "meemaw"
Wat the fak
xxx-xxx-xxxx Ain't no fuckin way you just called me short
I'm actually 5'9 🤓☝🏼
xxx-xxx-xxxx Ok
This sure as hell isn't who I think it is.
xxx-xxx-xxxx I'm like
99.9% sure I'm not who you were initially trying to talk to
xxx-xxx-xxxx What the fuck.
Who the fuck are you?
xxx-xxx-xxxx Mf YOU messaged me
xxx-xxx-xxxx WHY DID YOU RESPOND BACK KNOWING IM A STRANGER???
xxx-xxx-xxxx I GOT HOOKED THE SECOND I SAW "fun fact" OKAY???
The smallest things intrigue me, you'd be surprised.
xxx-xxx-xxxx Something tells me I might get used to it pretty quickly
xxx-xxx-xxxx I LOVE how you established the fact you wanna keep talking to me 😻
Matter of fact, we're already married and have 2 cats named Mango and Sashimi.
xxx-xxx-xxxx What about 2 kids? A boy and a girl named Azrael and Amaryllis
xxx-xxx-xxxx Respectfully, fuck them kids but holy FUCK are those names beautiful???
xxx-xxx-xxxx When I tell you I have a wholeee list of girl and boy names that I like
Even tho I'm not gonna be alive by the time imma want kids 🤝🏼
xxx-xxx-xxxx Might as well give you kids while you're still alive 🤝🏼
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