It's been 2 months since we left her.Were starving,we have nothing,no anything...
Hahaha Scratch that life's been really good to me and Angie we've moved on from "her" who shall not be named.Right now were in Florida just because.We brought this condo its pretty nice in ground pool,4 bedrooms it was nice for the 3 of us.
Oops did I forget yeah we replaced "her" with this badass chick we met at Starbucks lol flashback time
*dramatic flashback music plays*
So me and Angie was just walked in and headed to the counter to order,we ordered the usual are fav drink, then all of a sudden everybody in Starbucks just began running out like a bitch was shooting up the place.
"Um where do you think your going" I said
"Shutup faggot and take your fucking drinks" the worker replied.
I looked at him stunned face because I wasn't expecting that.
Then all of sudden this tall,light skinned girl with dyed hair, with black rimed glasses murmured something.
"I don't think you should be using that tone or language taking it he's not a cigarette butt" she said siping her drink.
"Shutup he-she" he replied
"We'll even if she is a he-she,she probably has a bigger dick than you" Angie laughed
"I've had it with you fuckers" he shouted he reached behind the counter and pulled out of knife.
"Oh hell no not again" me and Angie shouted
"Don't worry" the weird girl responded setting her drink down and walking toward us
Before I knew it the worker was dead and she had the knife.
"Omg who taught you that" we said
"Well my dad use to murder people so he taught me a little" she replied
"Oh cool do u wanna like go somewhere with us in party I here there's a lot if gay clubs" I said beginning to twerk
"Sure finally I can where my stripper boots" she said
"I think we need to go" Angie said
"But are drinks" I said
Before I knew it the girl walked over and began stomping out his brains.
"Fuck I need new boots" she said
"Don't worry we got you" me and Angie said
"Okay thanks" she said
"Btw what's your name" I said
"Jay" she responded simply
"Oh okay let's roll" I said
Then we made are way out before the police arrived.
"Hey do you know any good strippers" I asked
The imaginary camera zoomed in and are newly friend murmured something quietly.
"Sugar Gum Drop"
"Who the fuck is that" me and Angie said looking crosseyed
YOU ARE READING
The Gossip Table
Mystery / ThrillerGirls will be girls but boys won't in this tale of murder will come to light as to serial killers enjoy there time free while on a murder spree after robbing a bank will they make it to Mexico both or one of us dead or alive must read funny/thriller...
