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The Daily Bugle.
One of America's finest news and tabloid company.
Though not as big as New York Times, Daily News, or the Post, or several other smaller... sigh... you know what forget it.
In the busy offices of the Bugle, a certain mustached editor-in-chief was reading the newspaper of his own company, titled "WHO ARE THE VANGUARDIANS? Alien invaders and Monsters from Hell defeated by Costumed Heroes".
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J. Jonah Jameson "Wants Pictures of Spider-Man"
"Who are the Vanguardians? They're heroes, that's who they are! The Chosen Ones! Public Defenders!" He said as he put the paper down before taking out his cigar.
"Good thing they are in my front page, I've been sick of those frauds from Vought trying to poke into my business!" He laughed, as he answered his phone.
"What?" He answered. "Uh huh. Yep yep." His eyes then widened. "Sold out? Every copy?" He then grinned.
"Tomorrow morning, Vanguardians, Page 1, with decent pictures!" He said, before yelling again. "Of course we can! If we can get a picture of Donald Trump smoking meth, we can suddenly get a picture of these five!" He shouted as the call continued.
"Put it on every page! Cash money for pictures of Vanguardians!" He shouted. "First page! Tomorrow morning! 5% off!" He shouted again, before ending the call. "Thank you, bye bye!"
"Boss, your wife is on the line! She wants to know which flowers for your son's wedding. Rose or Tulips." His secretary asked.
"Whichever is cheaper!" He shouted. "And tell her to buy plastic! She's not inviting the Tsar!"
