How A Mary Sue's Life Was Ruined

Introduction

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" what's that Sally??? " Linviè said questioning the curly brunette next to them.

"I'm not sure..." Sally mumbled approaching the body laying next to a dumpster. "What's this planet again?"

" Uhhh.. " Linviè takes out Zorix 3X4 "Gizmo, can you please tell what planet we are on again?"

"Planet Mobrubos! The planet which is said to have perfect girls, almost all their names are Mary!" Gizmo buzzes with excitement.

"No...no no no NO. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE." Sally shouts. "BEFORE THAT THING WAKES UP!"

Linviè and Sally try to get out, but then the person by the dumpster wakes up.

"H-hello?" The girl resting by the dumpster sits up. "Where am I? Who are you..?!" She panics.

" oh.... Shit... this Patchwork pigeon brain woke up... " Linviè sighs looking back at y/n " hi... im.... L-Linviè w-whats urs??? " Linviè fakes a smile

"I'm Mary! Mary Sue, but you can call me y/n!" Y/N said with a smile, standing up.

"Blarg...etsLay eaveLay erHay." Sally whispered to Linviè.

Linviè slowly nods stepping back REALLY slowly

"Uhm, okay...Y/n...We will be right back!! haha...don't move." Sally said, walking away with Linviè.

"A-alright..." Y/n sighed.

"Let's go Gizmo, let's go get things to h-help Y/N!" Linviè says, again, forcing a smile.

"But we never help-?" Gizmo began but was quickly shushed by Sally.

"HUSH IT GIZMO." Sally whisper screamed.

Sally, Linviè, and Gizmo run back into the Zyntorblitzn and start the engines, just to get scared by a...

"Hello!" Said Y/n. "What a nice craft you have!"

"HOLBLYX ZYBTERFLAK, VYXO ZYLDRONFNOK MEK!" Linviè scream scaredly at y/n

"I am so sorry! Did I startle you?" Y/n asked, looking concerned.

"Yeah Patchwork pigeon brain. You scared them." Sally rolled her eyes.

" VYRKLON VYLFOK ZYNTORBLITZN??" Lenviè asked y/n in there little silly language

"I-Im not sure I understand..." Y/n mumbled and looked down at her feet, Sally snapped in her face.

"Eyes up here." Sally snapped. "And speak up? Nobody likes mumbling."

"Would you like me to translate for you, Y/n?!" Gizmo buzzed happily.

"Don't you dare Gizmo." Lenviè shouted playfully at Gizmo

Gizmo had a buzzy giggle and fluttered around Lenviè.

" Y/n.... please leave... I don't know if you... can handle going faster than the speed of light.. " Lenviè trying to say that in the kindest way possible

"B-but I used to go on cart rides with my mum as fast as the speed of light! B-before she died..." Y/n started to cry.

"Yeah yeah, we know. Now get off!" Sally snapped at Y/n.

" blah blah " lenviè uses his hands to mock y/n while saying that

Gizmo stayed quiet, eating virtual popcorn. (Exclusively with the new popcorn sound button!)

Y/n continued crying, "WELL MY WHOLE PLANET DIED!!!"

"Oooh...yeesh..." Sally and Linviè mumbled looking at each other.

Lenviè starts to get a little soft " uhh.. I'm sorry? I guess I relate. I had to flee my planet before we all died... " Lenviè says, scratching their neck.

"I just crossed from planet to planet! So...I uh...I'm banned from quite a few..." Sally muttered.

"Oh well..." Y/n started, "That sounds like a you guys problem!"

"It sounds like a you a you problem that ur whole species died L" Linviè said.

"We should probably get this thing moving..." Sally mumbled while Y/n cried like a god damn fucking baby.

"Are we gonna get y/n out tho??" Linviè asked the curly brunette haired girl.

Sally looked back at Y/n crying while laying on the floor of the Zyntorblitzn, then looked back at Linviè.

"There's no way we're getting her out of here, eShays an aryMay ueSay..."

Linviè sighs "I'll start the ship than.." Linviè says sadly but before they walk up to the mary sue " woohoo... ur coming with us on our epic space adventure, yayyyy" they said sarcastically.

"Uhmmm...Don't you guys usually call it 'Interdimensional Travel In The Zyntorblitzn?'" Gizmo buzzed.

Sally shushed Gizmo, "No!! We always call it an Epic Space Adventure!!" Sally said sarcastically, Gizmo buzzed annoyed.

"Wow!! An Epic Space Adventure?!" Y/n stops crying and stands up happily.

" yaaa, woohoo ur coming with us, but we have no beds for you" Linviè says while walking away to start the Zyntorblitzn.

Sally walks to the other end of the Zyntorblitzn and flips a couple switches, Y/n watches amazed and would not SHUT HER BIG MOUTH OMFG...

"Y/n... can you go sit down in that corner, we can give you... all the hot people in the multiverse..?" Linviè says trying to think of something to give "We need to really focus y/n"

Y/n sits down in the corner and stays quiet.

Sally looked at Linviè with a PAINED expression. "WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT???" She whisper shouted.

Linviè looks over to Sally and whispers "I didn't know what to say ok??" Linviè says sadly.

"I-its alright, just...I hope she doesn't remember this..." Sally sighed, giving a soft smile to Linviè.

"Same here sally... Same here... anyways what course should we follow?" Linviè changes the topic looking at her screen.

"Hmmm...Ooh! The Wandermere course looks a lot less empty today!" Sally exclaimed happily.

"Alright Wandermere it is!" Linviè says clicking a button and the ship starts to take a route.

_________ timeskip _________

"I think I see a wormhole Sally" Linviè says, turning there head slightly to Sally then turning back.

"Alrighty then!" Sally said, but just as they were going to go to a wormhole Y/N HAD TO FUCK IT UP.

"Can I take the wheel?!" Y/n forcefully grabbed Linviès' wheel.

"THE FUCK DUDE??" Linviè screams at y/n trying to get it back.

"LET ME HAVE IT" Y/n screams back like a lil bitch.

"NO YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH" Linviè yells fighting with y/n

They soon swerve into a random ass wormhole and yeah. erm. y/ns fault.