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bleach and black butler skit

Renea: well i must apologize for not having any recent meetings but i'm back and i brought many special guests from two amazing shows we have bleach characters, and black butler characters.

Renea: also i have learned my lesson and brought good food for our geusts today.

Ciel: well we appreciate the invitation ( bows head )

Sebastian: young master it is tea time do i set up tea for the other guests sir

Ichigo: no thanx not thirsty

orihime: that would be great 

Ciel: very well Sebastian set up the cups

Sebastian: yes my young lord

Renji: privileged little bastard

Renea: please renji behave

Sebastian: young lord should i punish him

mea-rin: no let me

Finny: no we shouldn't fight

orihime: oh i agree i know renji is difficult

bard: i'll pound him

Renea: please calm down everyone

Ichigo: if anyone is pounding Renji it's me (grips sword)

yasutora: orihime stay back (picks orhime up)

uryuu: such fools

Ciel: (nods in agreement) no Sebastian they're not worth it

Renji: why you little

(renji throw's a punch Renea gets in between and Sebastian stops it)

Sebastian: you should not injure your host

Renea: thank you Sebastian 

Ciel: what a fool thinking he could hit me

Renji: why i should not that smart mouth

Renea: hey Renji calm down okay

Lau: sorry i'm late everyone I was busy

Renea: (holding back Renji) oh no problem we were just stopping a fight from destroying this place

Lau: it seems that we came at an interesting moment

orihime: hey Renji please calm down can't you fight later

Ichigo: no i agree with Renji for once they're the once iching for a fight (pulls sword out)

Renea: please don't do this

Yasutora: no fighting Ichigo (picks up Ichigo and Renji)

Yasutora: i will take them outside to cool off

Renea: thank you Yasutora that means a lot

uryuu: i apologize that everyone  here are idiots Renea 

Renea: hey no they arn't just a little short tempered

Sebastian: your words are truly kind madam

Renea: please don't call me madam

(Ichigo and Renji  come back in pouting yasutora behind them)

Ichigo: it's not fair they started it

Renea: well he acts like a child

Ciel: Sebastian don't i have other events

Sebastian: yes young lord we actually must be leaving

Ciel: great well Renea i thank you for the wonderful evening

Sebastian: yes i agree you have great patients to deal with such people

Renea: well although i appreciate your help it's well not easy for conflicting personalities like your's and Renji's no offensive intended

Sebastian: no it's not offensive

orihime: yes thank you

Ichigo and Renji in synch: thanks

Renea: well i hope you enjoyed it hear (sighs in relief)

 (characters leave talking in rambles and yells doors close and renea falls)

Renea: well i'm gonna get myself killed doing this