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Little skit Fairy tail and soul eater

Renea: welcome fairy tail members and characters of soul eater so please introduce yourselves and get to know each other.

Natsu: so black star your a ninja what do ninjas do all day. ( happy nods)
Blackstar: I'm an assassin not a ninja and we just kill kishins.
Happy: what's a kishin ooh wait is that a type of fish you should bring me some.
Soul: well a cool guy like me doesn't need help.
Maka: right that's why I'm your partner
Loke: I'm so cool I get all the ladies
Lucy: well not this one.
Happy: don't be silly who'd want you.
Lucy: your going to regret that cat.( murderous glare in her eyes)
Happy: just kidding Lucy.
Lisana: so you turn into guns.
Patty: uh huh and we shoot people. Pew. Pew. Pew. (Moving a paper airplane around)
Liz: come on patty they are hardly people anymore
Blackstar: for all those who don't know I am the amazing blackstar.
Tsubaki: blackstar please get off the table
Maryjane: thank you for inviting us renea
Renea: no problem.
Natsu: let's turn up the heat Erza lets fight
Renea: sorry, I cannot alow you to fight here you are known for destruction.
Erza: don't worry I'll just knock hi-
Natsu: hey ice boy bet you think your cool.
Grey: what was that lava breath I'll punch you to tomorrow
Erza: NATSU GREY ILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU IF YOU KEEP FIGHTING! UNDERSTAND.
Grey and natsu: aiy
Death the kid: why is this table not symmetrical
Natsu: symmetr- what
Death: and your shoulder mark it's not on the other side, and yours too, and yours( running around checking the fairy tail emblems) why why is this so ugly.
Liz: oh not again
Lucy: well if things have to be symmetrical then how come your ha-
Liz: don't say it, it's a sensitive topic.
Happy: yeah don't hurt his feelings lucy
Natsu: hey everyone lets have a battle royal
Soul: he already forgot what his friend Erza said really
Maka: guess he's got memory as good as yours huh.
Soul: yeah- wait what is that supposed to mean huh
Maka: nothing you just have terrible - hey why did you strip
Grey: Natsu lets take this outside
Lucy: grey your clothes
Grey: there is no time for that now.
Blackstar: so you think you can steal attention by stripping do you well I can play that game too
(Takes off shirt then almost pants)
Tsubaki: no blackstar keep your pants on stop it
Natsu: so if you think you can win then come fight with us.
(Blackstar forgets about stripping then smiles)
Blackstar: alright but don't think you can beat me. Tsubaki
Tsubaki: no blackstar I don't really want to get involved besides you could end up killing them with me.
Blackstar oh good point Guess I'd better use my fists
Natsu: let's burn this place down.
( lights hand on fire)
Renea: oh look at the time looks like the meetings over go fight somewhere far away from here and have a wonderful time.
( leaving continuously talking while the three fighter stare courageously at each other)
Renea: thank goodness that was a close one I almost had to rebuild this place.