A/N: I just noticed this had 7k READS OANSJSJSJ SORRY I WILL UPDATE MORE FROM NOW ON I PROMISE
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"Can I show you something?" Luke said as he placed his phone down to fix his hair.
"If it's your dick, then yeah sure why not." Michael shrugged.
Luke laughed and grabbed his phone once again, "No you perv, it's a surprise." He grinned and Michael frowned.
"Surprise?" That's off.
"Yes dipshit, now hold on."
'Sassy fuck.' Michael thought to himself as he waited impatiently.
Cheers, cries, praise, and chanting erupted at the very second Luke stepped on stage, he quickly put his hand up and said, "shh!" Most of them quiet down and the ones who did started cussing at them to shut the fuck up.
Finally the whole arena went silent.
"Good babies." Luke praised and and the fans looked like they where trying everything to now erupt into yelling. "Now a good, friend, of mine doesn't like us. As in Ash, Cal, and I."
The crowed booed in disappointment and Luke nodded agreeing with them, "Hush, hush." He spoke into the mic again. "So how 'bout we show him how it's done?"
The smiles on their faces was enough to show Luke they were all on board.
"B-r-b" he said and went to grab his phone.
"About fucking time." Michael groans, rolling his eyes at the blonde.
Luke was to excited to retort as he walked out of his dressing room, his phone in hand.
Michael shrugged, ignoring Luke as he heard his microwave beep, indicating his ramen noodles where finished. (BriannaCulpp you inspired this btw)
The blonde was already at stage by this time, he saw Ashton and Calum look at him like he was being a complete idiot.
"You do know we start in ten minutes, what are you doing!" Calum hissed from backstage.
Luke only gave them a quick, "shh" and proceeded, the crowd was silent, just like he had ordered.
"Michael?" Luke asked as he saw no one was on screen.
"Hold up." Michael called back, he was grabbing two ice cubes to put in his soup, it was quite hot.
"Michael there's something I have to show you." Luke insisted as he put his phone close to the microphone.
Michael's head peaked a bit as he said, "Dick pic or nah?"
Luke's face heated as he removed the phone and face palmed himself, Ashton was on the ground clutching onto his stomach as laughter overcame him, the same with Calum. Only he was standing.
"No Michael, it's something important." He said annoyingly, Michael was finally seated, his fork twirling the noodles.
"Okay what's up?"
Luke finally looked at the crowd and then back at Michael, "Everybody, say hello to Michael Clifford!" He switched his camera to face the crowd.
"MICHAEL SUCKS!"Mixed with screams erupted at that very second.
Michael almost chocked on his ramen noodles as he spit them back out and saw the flashing cameras from the screen.
"This boy right here, hates us with a might. But he is cute so I won't retort!" Luke joked. "Michael what do you have to say for yourself."
Michael didn't say anything. He was socially awkward, he wasn't even there and he felt like running off.
He closed his mouth and licked his lips, "You- uh-" he he couldn't manage to form words, he felt taunted.
"You made me spill my noodles." He finally said.
Luke laughed as he shook his head, "I'll be back guys!" The fans cheered and Luke ran off stage.
When back in his dressing room he looked at the screen and Michael looked sad in a way, "Yo what's wrong?" Luke asked.
"Why the fuck did you do that?" Michael spoke, "it was humiliating- now all those people know me. I don't want that!"
The blonde frowned, all the humor draining away from him, "But Michael I was just trying to prove that I wasn't lying abo-"
"I believed you, I just like arguing with your. Luke you can't just do that shit, I hate socializing. And now they're going to make fun of me- for fucks sake I mentioned your dick!"
"But-"
"The only thing you proved is that you're an inconsiderate bitch."
"Michael I didn't intend it to be-"
"Bye Luke." And he hung up.
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A/N: you guys wanted an update, there's a lot of drama coming ahead ohhhhhh shit
