best story ever

I am gonna right this story...it is one of those story's that have no plot...or meaning...and it won't make sense. SO LIKE IT

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"mom can I go walk the dog again" I yelled "this is your third time today What could you possibly be doing there that is that important?" 'Oh man' I thought 'why can't she mine her own business ' "I just really like dogs and I feel like he is to fat" which wasent entirely a lie he was 3 and weighed about 100 pounds. "Ok sweety don't be gone to long dinner is at 5" she said just as Kitty (Yes his name is Kitty) came rolling down the stares "Sup Kitty how is my favorite bitch?" he just sat there wagging his tale. so off we went in the park.

I was throwing a ball to Kitty when a girl came over. "hi" I said "What do you want" she replied. I am usually shy of talking to girls but this one was a little rude so I am not as shy "bitch I just said hi. can't you at least say hi back and besides nobody wants to talk to your ignorant ass." as I said that I got up and walked away. I only got a few more feet when I herd her calling me "hey What the hell did you say to me?" as I turned around I saw that she looked actually really good. she had nice long hair and curls (which I love) and blue eyes that made her red lips pop out. As I kept looking at her I saw that she had the biggest boobs ever. I was staring at them for a long time before she noticed and of course, got mad "Oh I bet you feel good staring at people like that. How about you go under the miserable rock you came from and die" with that she got up and walked away 'damn that ass is huge' I thought as Kitty came back with blood stains all over her.

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Well this is going Well. I guess I'll start actually talking about the people Cuz the only people u actually no is Kitty.