best story ever

randomness

I walked into the apartment and the first thing I see is zayn running around butt naked yelling my ass is pink. It was really crazy but Emma came in right away and said "Ya it is pink cheeks" as she said that she smacked his butt. Julia came in right there and started yelling "THAT ASS IS MINE IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIM I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT" but after a while she smiled and said "just kidding" I left the room and saw Harry and niall having a push up contest and they looked evenly matched "Oh Hey guys stan is here" Julia yelled as she entered the room with Claire and Leah. "ugh why are you still here?" Claire said with her hand on her hip 'classic bitch move' I thought "I was.just waiting for Emma" I said "it's Ok I was only joking" she said laughing. we sat in silence for a long time watching they do their contest "Harry beat him already. if you do Ill let u use the handcuffs " she said winking. Harry got a new burst of energy and started going even faster. niall got tired and quit. Harry got up and ran into the bathroom and came out with handcuffs and took Claire into the bedroom "Well that escalated quickly" niall said. he looked around for a few minutes and said "were is Alexis? " "I think she went to sleep" I said even tho I had no clue I wanted to be alone. "Ok thanks" he said as he left. once everyone finally went to sleep Emma came in the room "Oh there you arr" "here I am" I said flatly "what's the matter? did you not like to see butt in your face?" she said "Ya sure " she frowned and sat down "what's wrong stan?" "Oh I don't no maybe I see these random guys and you are about to marry one of them. Ya What could be the problem" I said. she got up and left without saying anything. 'finally the bitch left' I said as I walked out the door and into the car and left.