Isabella - My urethra is not stretched that far, I would know
Caleb - I would love to mess around with his pickle
Remus and Charlie - HUH!?
Cleary - He said he would love to tickle his pickle! And I would too!
Charlie - I dropped my toilet in my shirt (this was to our teacher)
Isaak - Mr muleman, smash or pass (IT WAS THE ALBUM COVER FOR VOLBEAT)
Isabella - I wish the child would get hit by a car
Mr muleman - Talk to your computer- with your fingers
Hope - Shut up you stupid dictionary
Remus' dad - I basically convinced him to kill himself
Mason - *Gently caresses Joey's face*
Eliana - *Closes Remus' laptop* Wait- do you not like country music?
Remus - ...no?
Eliana - *Opens Remus' laptop* HOW DARE YOU
Ghost's dad - You have to water the batteries
Ghost - NO STOP NO BAD NO
Remus - NO STOP! PUT YOUR FLESH BACK
Some guy from a movie - maybe if she did do blowjobs, she'd still be alive...
Evan - Turn that frown upside down
Ghost - :(
Ghost - ):
Evan - Listen here you little shit-
Charlie - Who the fuck is inertia and why'd you do her?
Mr harpet - Why are there bleachers on the street? Heh
Caleb - *Raising his hand* You're doing this on purpose
Mr Venti iced coffee - *Ignoring caleb* Heh
Isabella - I could beat a 60 year old man in a pushing box contest
Isabella - Mr muleman is the one with a gyatt
Isabella - I watched him give birth through his belly button (About mr muleman)
Isabella - My ribcage is in my liver
Ghost's dad - Well I couldn't reach it! I wasn't long enough...
Mr muleman - I tried to join with a funny name- poop
Remus - DO NOT GRASP ME WITH YOUR GRIPPERS
Remus - *Sneezes*
Isaak - Not bless you
Mr Muleman - Your time is ticking sweetheart
Mr Muleman - How do I know that the cat didn't drug me? Cats are very nefarious
Cloey - I hate how you don't have autocorrect
Remus - Well then I can say Bullfrog
Charlie's dad - Do I look like a pirate or a fag?
Charlie - Mmmm... both
Charlie's dad - Good *walks off*
Ghost's dad - did you put mayonnaise in her hair or something?
