Kids series!

The Call

Mickey has finished the work and he drives to school and lights up a ciggarete and waits for his kids leaning on his car.He hears the school bell ring but when he expects his kids to come out, the principal gets out angry holding Micky's child's hand.
Principal:"Ahem,mister Mouse. Would you care to come to my office for a bit?"
Micky sighs and throws the ciggarete off and starts walking to him as he said with a quiet voice: "What did that lil shit do again."
When they enterd the office principal said with a annoyed voice: "Sit please" as he sits on his chair.
Micky does what he was told and he asks: "What happend?"
The principal replies: "So today, we cought Kinky (btw thats the name of one of Micky's kids lol) behind the school with 2 young boys with money in hands and they were trying to buy vapes from him. We heard him sa-"
Kinky fastly says to his father trying to justify himself: "Dad! Dad! Thats not true! They were trying to sell it to me! And they took my money!"
Micky looks at him with a angry look and pulls his ear a little saying: "Oh shut the fuck up and let the principal talk!"
Principal pulls out a paper and says: "We regard it as a severe reprimand, so you have to sing here for it."

Micky is thinking while singing it: "Geez what will i have to sing his grades too?"
After 2 hours of talking Micky goes out with his son Kinky and he gets into the car
Micky: "Oohhh the belt awaits for you when we get home!"
Micky drives his kid to home and he rushes to his room afraid of the belt but Micky just shrugs and goes to the kitchen table saying: "Wife! Make me a coffie,i've had a rough day at work"

Minnie is sleeping on the couch after a party from last night and theres her puke on the floor

Micky sighs and makes him coffie and goes to the outside table and sits there looking at the neighbourhood.
But suddenly Goofy appears from behind and scares Micky by screaming:"WUAAAHHH"
Micky jumps back and he punches him thinking it's a robber but when he seee goofy he says: "Oh fuck Goofy! Why the fuck are you screaming! They will call the police again beacuse of disruption of public order and peace!"

Goofy replies sipping Micky's coffie:"Wanna buy some condoms?"

Micky looks at him with a lame look:"Why would i want condoms?..."

Goofy replies with a playfull voice: "You never know when are you gonna need it! Smexsy~" and he laughs with his "Egho! Egho!"

Micky takes a step back and says:"Thats disgousting! I would never fuck a- wait are you drugged again?..."

Goofy: "Never say never! Eghno! Eghno! Eghno! Whellllll"

Micky replies immedaetly with a angry voice: "GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY!"

Goofy says with a chill voice:"Calm down, it's ok if you don't have erectio-"

Micky spills the coffie on Goofy and he punches the table: "NOW!"

Goofy stands up and walks away showing him a middle finger.
Micky sits back annoyed and sips the coffie that was left in the cup but he notices that Goofy spilled on it.
Micky: "Ugh, fucking drug addict"
But Micky suddenly gets a call from a unknown number.Micky was suspicious a little but he managed to pick up and say:"Uhh? Hello? Who is this?"
Brandon says with a playfull and happy voice: "HELLO IM BRANDON! AND IF YOU SPELL IT YOU GET B R A N-...uhh what comes next uhh OH YEA D."
Micky thinks:(-Is this man a drug addict too?-) "Uhh yes, im Micky Mouse? But why did you called me? IF YOU CALLED BEACUSE OF MICKY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE, IM NOT GOING BACK THERE! IT'S THE END OF THE STORY!"
Brandon replies calmly: "Oh nonono, im calling beacuse we need you to act in our new kids show!"
Micky:"Uhh, whats the name of thw show?"
Brandon: "It's called, Kids Show!"
Micky: "What a stupid name, but is there money in it?"
Brandon: "Oh of course there is, 10.000$ per episode! I mean it's ok if you decline we will find a change-"
Micky stops Brandon and says:"YES! WHERE! SURE! GIVE ME THE DETAILS! NOW!"
Brandon was happy that he said yes and he says:"Whell you will be one of the main characthers! First main am i! Second are you, and the side characters will be Winne the Pooh,the donkey from shrek and trought episodes we will invite other people!"
Micky says: "Ugh Pooh? Oh c'mon man he is so annoying! Plus, he is in a wheelchair now! How would he act! And the Donkey? He is a serial killer!"
Brandon: "Oh we will just put a normal chair on the bear and thats it. The donkey will be gone in a few episodes. Oh and what do you say if we put extra 5.000$? Only for youuuu"
Micky:"WHERE IS THE FUCKING STUDIO!"
Brandon: "Heh, it's the Gru's mansion. You know? In the minnion street 46."
Micky:" IM GONNA BE THERE!" Micky hangs up and rushes in and grabs his car keys but Minnie stops him and says:" AhEm, wHerE arE yoU gOing? YOu nEeD tO heLp tHe kId wiTh hOmewoRk!"
Micky goes to the kitchen and puts a whisky on the table and says: "Hey Minnie! Look! Alchohol! Come get it!"
Minnie rushes there and pushes Micky aside and chugs it.
Micky walks out and gets into his cat and drives to the studio.