All the first-year boys were gathered in the men's bath house on the Speranza, and something big was happening.
"Are you ready to see my beast?!" Ike exclaimed, flexing his non-existent muscles. I was sat in the far corner of the room, unwanting but forced to be here. It was tiny, as far as I'm concerned.
"That's pathetic Kanji! Look at mine!" His good friend Yamauchi said, showing his slightly bigger willy.
"You're embarrassing our class guys," Sudo said, standing up and removing his towel, showing his above-average size.
Half of the boys dropped out of the challenge, knowing they were smaller than him.
"Our current King is Sudo Ken! Who will rise up to the challenge?!"
Just then, Ryuuen and his lackeys walked up to him and Ryuuen nodded at his big friend who went and stood in front of Sudo, ultimately crushing his hopes and dreams after he showed his big, black co-.
Sudo sunk to his knees, "You win." He said in defeat.
Then, Koenji entered the bathhouse, "I heard there was a challenge, usually I would not fall to being in a bathhouse with the likes of you all, but for this, I don't mind." He said, unveiling his lightsaber which was in fact bigger than Alberts surprisingly.
"THE KING HAS FALLEN!!" The commentator exclaimed, "Koenji is the new King, will anyone dare to face him?!"
Ryuuen smirked and ripped off his towel in a main character sort of way, flinging it over my shoulder, "I was waiting for a decent challenge." He said, laughing his unusual laugh.
"What the fuck Ryuuen?!"
"You didn't tell us you had this beast on you?!" His lackeys exclaimed.
"We thought Albert was the biggest in our class!"
"ALL HAIL KING RYUUEN!!"
Everyone was in shock at the Tyrant's size, unable to comprehend how big it was.
One by one, everyone suffered defeat, until I was the last one standing.
"Show me what you've got monster... kukukuku..." Ryuuen said.
"No thanks.." I replied, trying to get up and walk away. People stopped me and I was evading everyone with my ninja-like skills until they all cornered me into a wall. Although I could've escaped, I thought, 'why not?'
They ripped off the towel that was wrapped around my waist.
Everyone was silent.
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"KUKUKUKU!!!! YOU'RE EVEN SMALLER THAN IKE AND YAMAUCHI!! KUKUKU!!" Ryuuen said, punching Albert in the shoulder out of laughter.
Someone tried to measure it but they couldn't, "Is it even there?"
Someone brought their pinky up to it and started laughing, nearly wetting themselves, "BAHAHAHHA, my- my pinky is bigger!" He said, out of breath.
"I expected more of the masterpiece," Koenji said, walking out of the room ashamed of me.
Everything went to my brain and athletic capabilities, not my dick.
"You've now seen my biggest insecurity, I shall take my leave."
What an embarrassing moment. Surely they won't expect much of me now, right?
"All hail King Ryuuen!!!!" I heard in the background as I walked out of the bathhouse and back to my room.
