The Family pet

Prologue

*!* WARNING THIS CHAPTER MENTIONS SOME VOULGER TERMS RELATED TO A WORD THAT RYME WITH CORN, AS JOKES. BAD WORD SUBSTITUTES ARE ALSO MENTIONED AS WELL VIEWERS BE ADVISED*!*
(I know most of the people from human abduct are 18 or older but I still wanna warn people who aren't)

As the sun settles down past the Sacramento shoreline (fun fact Sacramento has the most aliens sightings in California) I wrap up my math tutoring session with some middle school kids. As I help the student clean up various papers and past homework assignments I can't help but think to myself "damn all this because of some dumb-ahh fight". My mind wandering back to me being the snot out of a jock because he thought a " A femboy like you couldn't hurt a fly if you wanted to, skinny like the girl you want to be but never WILL BE AHAHAHA." That line really sent me off the rocker. Years of bullying from him for the littlest things even when I wasn't in this feminine phase he bullied me. Well anyways the principal felt it wasn't fair to get a smart kid like me suspended because I was trying to teach a bully a lesson, but the bully's parents thought otherwise so they both made a compromise with me that if I tutor the short jock wannabe middle schoolers into passing math then I would be excused. So here I am stuck here helping clean up with this little brat.

Sorry brat wasn't a nice word and usually I am a nice person but jock wannabe's are just the worse, worse than the real deal. And all he did was waste time talking about world cup and how [REDACTED] won instead of doing work. After the student cleans up the last part they exit the building, leaving me in the library alone. I check my phone to see if my mom had texted me. She had not...but you wanna know who did? My dumb friend Willam Payne this is what he said

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5:15

WIP: hey so my parents are on vacation and forgot to give me the house keys, so until they call a locksmith I'm crashing at your place

You(Azriel): You can't?!? My parents are gonna be made when they return from the business trip with your parents

WIP: sucks to suck bud but I already let myself in 😏

You: You motherflicker

WIP: XD lmao did your parents turn on autocorrect so it auto corrects bad words

You: No! No you little beach

You: hol up

You: you crankhead

You: WTH!?! (auto corrected WTF)

WIP: see I was right 💀

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After that text conversation I had to hurry back home before Willam leaves a mess.

~~~~~~~~~~~Time-Skip~~~~~~~~~~~
As I bike home I hear notification sounds.

I sigh and say

"SIRI?"

"Yes Lord" yes I really made siri call me that

"SIRI READ ME MY MOST RECENT TEXT"

siri doesn't recognize those final words

"Now reading search history....corn, ray corn, horned girls, how to turn off autocorrect, hot anim-"

I tell siri to stop since I was passing by the cemetery my grandparents were buried as I wouldn't want my grandparents hearing this.

I slow down and tell siri again to read me newest text messages

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5:35 pm

WIP: Dang nice ps5

-i tell siri to type my responses for me using my voice-