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p1:knock knock
p2:who's there
p1:sid, neil and stan.
p2:sid,neil and stan who
p1:sid still,neil downe and stan dupp.
Which dinosaur wore a pair of glasses?
Tyrannosaurus specks.
what do you get if you cross a kangeroo with a sheep?
a wooly jumper.
why did the joke go to hospital?
because it was sick.
why was the batsman in tears?
He broke his duck.
Which famous Aussie cricketer loves art?
Ricky painting.
