(side note!: all the ships are slowburn except for elita 1 x optimus, anne x jax and bee x smokey!!)
Me: alright, *picks up scroll of dares* sorry for being gone for so long people! Been busy with life *sees my irl struggling with maths* anyways, the dares and ask are given by FidgetGod thank you very much!
So, first dare... -reading dare- oh this'll be interesting! -rubs chin and summons everyone-
Megatron: prime?!
Optimus: megatron...
Smoke: knockout and breakdown what the heck?!- -covers bee's eyes-
Bd: -gets off knockout and clears throat and glares at me-
Me: sorry!- didn't know y'all were...yknow..? -motions towards them- anyways, come here der- Megatron!-
Megs: what is it pest control
Me: ouch, and... -whispers dare-
Megs: -eyes widened- y-you w- I- u-uhm-...
Sd (soundwave is sd and shockwake is sw): -staring at the Autobots to make sure they don't do anything stupid-
Ratchet: -staring at the deceptions to make sure they aren't doing anything stupid-
Sw: i want to get back to my experiments...
Ratchet: so do i...
Wj: c'mon sunshine! Surely it's something interesting!
Bd: nobody asked wheeljack.
Ratchet: -stares at Breakdown-
Knockout: -stares at ratchet-
Me: anyways! Megatron do it. Before I have to hit you hard on the head -i smiled innocently-
Megs: whatever pest. -awkwardly turns to starscream and grabs him by the shoulders-
Ss: -freezes- m-my lord..?
-everyone intensely staring. I'm holding up my phone for a photo-
Megs: -kisses ss and shoves him away-
Ss: wait WHAT?-
Knockout: -turns to breakdown- give me my cubes breakdown. Deals a deal!
Bd: fine...fine...I'll give it to you later.
Ss: what deal?
Ko: we had made a bet to see if Megatron would kiss you first or you would kiss Megatron fir-
Megs: it's lord megatron to you knockout.
Ko: right right, so i voted for my lord to kiss you first and boom I won!
Ss: . . .
Sd, sw, Autobots: -currently frozen to process everything-
Me: anyways! Now time to bring in hope girl!
-hope comes in-
Hope: hello nex!!!
Me: oh my god hiii!! Long time no see :)
Hope: yep! Should I bring them in?
Me: heck yeah!!
*Hope's au comes in*
(Side note: my au has extra humans such as jax, anne, ley, and extra oc Hiroshima Who is miko's future husband/boyfriend)
H.Megatron: hello hope *-smiles-* hello nex *-smiles-*
