Wtf was wrong with me 💀
HIII UwU soo.... I'm a BIG zadr non-heat fan lol soo uhhh I was bored also so uhh hope you like it there might be heat idk how I feel lol YES IM A BIGGGG FANGIRL (no one can stop me OwO)
It's after skool dib is uhh idk feeling idk just all the feelings gaz is playing video games like usual and dib walks to his room a and stares at the wall and I come in the house "HELLO SOOO I GOT TO ASK DID YOU LIKE THE KISS U GAVE ZIMMMMM!!!!" I say "how did u get in here" dib says he is very uhhh... surprised... I reply "ohh no need to-" he punches me and I fall out the window 🤑🤑🤑🤑 I BROKE MY LEGS SLAYYYY👁️👄👁️
NEXT DAY
zim and dib look just look at each other they don't say anything just look they get in class and they still have to sit next to each other zim looks down at his desk and blushes dib just looks at ms.bitters one kid behind dib throws a book at him and says "GAY" dib throws the book back and doesn't say anything after class ist lunch it looks like there is... pen and sharpie in the spot they kissed and graffiti all over it like "gay lol" and "ZADR!!" And me the stalker (me) put right in the middle "I knew it lol!!!" Dib looked mad real mad like when I mean mad I mean MAD and guess what this went on for weeks and weeks two months actually and dib and zim were pissed off😭😭 and then... zim walked up to dib looking down and mad or.. possibly embarrassed "dib-beast I have to ask you something..." zim says as if he doesn't want to say it dib says back "uhh ok?? I guess so.." "soo you know how everyone saw us uhh do something I'm not gonna say and ehh.. we got to get them to you know shut up about it and the only way is ehh... uhhh... how can I put this in words mmm... OMG WHY CANT SAY THIS... one more try.... We have t-to give t-t-the nasty brain-less humans what they want if you know what I mean.." zim says (wow that was long lol OwO) dib reply's "w-WHAT THE HELL DO U MEAN.......eh-....well the more I think about it the more it makes sense....... I guess if u can't beat 'em join 'em i guess....so do we have to pretend that we are uhh... a-a you iknow like uhh someone someone heart each other BUT JUST PRETEND we just do it and they will get over it over....time?" Dib looks around him and sees everyone still looking at the spot they kissed but then zim says "look.." dib looks at it... it was me i was selling copies of bags toys even cups with zim and dib kissing it was AMAZING (and slay) but they didn't think that all zim and dib could do is give the people what that want "starting tomorrow we uhh.. do... IT... ok...." said zim
NEXT DAY
zim and dib were walking together dib sighs and tells zim "todays they day we pretend soo... yeah when will we (fuck why am i saying this) when will we you know...start today..." zim looks at him saying nothing just stares at him after a minute he says "ehh... I guess... we could do it now dib-stink also did you know you smell bad" "ha die in a fire" dib says with a play fighting tone zim says back "nu-uh you die" dib chuckles and looks at zim zim looks back at him they stare at each other for a little bit they blush just a tiny bit but then they realize and look away fast they blush a lot then they get in class again zim has to sit next to zim the class gets skoolwork which is sad but zim noticed something dib was doodling him but it wasn't "I WILL EXPOSE U ZIMMMM" no it was like "ha look at zim he's so- WTF WAS I THINKING" zim doesn't say anything once's again
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After class it's lunchtime at skool ones more "so how do we act like a couple- no no no I know what your thinking we did that on accident we can't do it-" dib says zim looks at him in... a way I cant explain ether scared or excited in some way zim says "ehh.. oh I wasn't thinking tha- ugh you know what kill me for this" dib says "what are you going to... shit" Zim says no no says screams "FUCK IT" he kisses dib on the lips as he's hugging him zim eyes are squeezed shut but dibs eyes are wide open
