Keeping up with the Sexymen

Episode 1 (Pilot)

I'm sorry if my English is bad. English is my first language but I just don't give a damn. ehehe

Sans is sitting in a chair, his skull face unimpressed as he shoves his grimy mits in his pockets. "Why do we have these camera's again?" He pulls out a boney finger and pokes the lens of the camera, causing it to shake. "Seems to not be very humorous."

Alastor then walks out and places one hand on Sans' skull as he laughs.

"Well my short, raw-boned friend, this is for my entertainment of course. I already knew what you were doing but this makes it ALL the more fun!"

Alastor throws his head up in laughter and pushes Sans away, summoning his staff and walking away with a large grin plastered on his face.

Sans mutters something under his breath and somehow manages to roll his orbs (sorry not sorry) with enough sass to melt the icecaps. Bill Cipher is standing in the corner with a death stare on his face and he picks Sans up and puts them face to face.

"I hate that guy." 

Bill Cipher grew red slightly and Sans looked at him with a bored expression. Alastor walks back in and he smiles at them.

"What was that?"

He tilts his head to the side and some old signs showed up next to him and his grin widened. Bill, being the smart triangle dream demon he was, knew he could beat Alastor but he didn't want to risk losing an ally so he smiled and said nothing. 

"He said he didn't like you."

Sans looked at him as Bill gripped his skull tightly. It cracked slightly and Sans squirmed his tiny little limbs. The camera then breaks and it cuts to the Onceler sitting cross legged with one hand holding his phone, (bright pink shneed cover) and his other hand laid on his lap. He looks up. 

"What?"

The Onceler rolled his glittery eyes and stared at the camera.

"Make sure to get my good side."

The Onceler smiles and pouts his lips, he rubs some shiny green eyeshadow on his eye lid as a notification goes off on his phone. He looks at it and takes off his phone case and wraps it around his neck like a fur boa.

He frowns.

"I gotta go. See ya!!"

The Onceler then disappears in a shimmer of bad CGI sparkles and the camera is left to focus on a photo of the Lorax floating down in the air. 

The cameras then cut back to Bill, Alastor, and Sans. They are all now drinking tea together, though Sans does have a bandage around his cranium and Alastor is drinking coffee instead. 

"I do apologize for that kid! It wasn't personal."

Bill hits Sans on the back and he spits out his tea, like it went through him anyway.

"Sure dorito man, sure..."

Alastor grins at both of them and takes a sip of his black coffee, his appearance now normal again and the floating things around him gone. 

"So how do you like this set up? I think it is quite a spectacular display of picture moment captors!"

Alastor laughs and puts his glass down. Before a shattering sound breaks through the mild peace of the house and Sans is dragged away by a young figure who has a slit nose and outside waiting for them there are two lanky figures. 

Alastor and Bill seemed unbothered but the geipo(for copyright purposes) gecko notices and grabs Sans' pink slipper.

Alastor had quite the affection for the geipo gecko so he sighed and stood up. The figures had dissepered so now the two suited frenimies and the gay twink were stuck trying to get their boney friend back.

LOL

(A/N: I'm sorry. I'm tired and if you want to, suggest characters because this is fun af.)