Keeping up with the Sexymen

Episode 1 ½

Sans had a blindfold tied over his floating orbs so he couldn't see much. He did know, however, that he was being kidnapped, being the smart little Skeleton he was. He squirmed before throwing his pink slipper right in his kidnapper's face.

The thing dropped him and he went rolling away like a rotisserie chicken before being stopped by a dress shoe pressed against his cranium.

"Oh! Looks like we got a runner!"

The other thing spoke in a well-natured voice and Sans could hear a smile in his voice. Sans groaned. He recognized that voice.

"What are you doing Jack?"

The thing, Jack, laughed and untied the blindfold over his eyes. Sans could see clearly now and he knew who it was, despite the fact he wasn't happy about it. Jack Skellington.

Jack helped Sans up before Sans pushed him away and grumbled something about a, "Dumb lanky suit-wearing Skeleton. I disgrace to us-" Before he was grabbed around the waist by a young kid with horrifying features.

Sans yelped and thrashed around in the kid's grip.

"Who are you! Let me down you knumbskull!"

Sans was livid as he continued to squirm before he was silenced by the young figure putting a finger to Sans' non-existent lips.

"Shh..."

Sans was quiet for a bit before thrashing around again. Then Jack picked him up and cradled him like a baby.

"Come on! Don't worry, we'll be there in a jiffy!"

Jack smiled at Sans, to which he grumbled and shoved his hands in his pockets.

"Be where? I wanna go back."

Sans groaned before he looked at his remaining shoe, the Geipo Gecko was still attached and he crawled up to Sans before sitting on Jack Skellington's shoulder. Jack drops Sans and holds the Gecko in his hands.

"Aren't you just frightening!"

Jack smiled at the Gecko and patted his head as Sans rolled over to the little kid and a tall figure. He could sense the tension between the two but he really just wanted to run away.

"Who are you!"

Sans repeats himself as he looks at the two, the kid had a dismembered face, horrifyingly pale with a cut smile and no eyelids. That was only slightly more terrifying than the tall figure. No face at all. The figure tilted his head before Jack responded.

"These are my friends! Jeff and good ol' Slendy over here!"

Jack walked behind the two as he wrapped his arms around their shoulders. They both tensed. Sans looked unamused.

"Can I go now?"

Jack laughed before bending down to Sans' short stature.

"No! Old pal! You have to stay! You don't belong with those folks. You belong with your wonderfully terrifying friends!"

Just then a few loud sounds rang out and Bill Cypher, Alastor, and the Onceler were all standing there. They were gathered around Bill Cypher and the Onceler was clinging on to him for dear life. Bill grins.

"See! I told you it was just a little dash away."

Alastor laughs and pats Bill on the back before standing right in front of Jack and holding his hand out.

"I believe you have something I want."

He points the the Geipo Gecko which was still lodged on Jacks's shoulder.

"Oh?"

Jack tilts his head as Bill stares daggers at Alastor.

"Well, you could have him...But I think he likes me more."

Jack smiles.

"Terribly sorry."

Alastor's eyes flashed for a bit before he extended his hand once again.

"I accept your apology but I can't accept what you said. I would like my pet back."

Alastor's grin widens as he stares at the gecko and at Jack. Sans was still on the ground, very confused. The Onceler was clinging onto Bill and Slenderman stood protectively behind Jack. Jeff then stood up and slowly, very slowly, touched Alastor's ears.

"Go to sleep..."

Jeffs's ominous grin widened as he pulled out his knife.

The battle was about to begin.

(A/N: I'm bored :).)