What the Hell is Going On!?

Chapter 1: Would you like to become Villians?

Why do these chapters take soooo long to makeeeee. fucking hell.

Anygays, finally, it's the first actual chapter. I hope the Prolouge was ok, considering how many fucking words it is.

Anyyygays, let's get onto the story!!

UA Rooftop >< 2:48 am

*Ranboo's POV*

I sat up, sore, my thoughts murky. Suddenly an alarm blared, red flashing lights turning on suddenly so suddenly, they flash-banged me. "Wait..." I jumped up, looking around, ignoring the flashing lights and alarm.

"Kids!?" I tried to yell over the alarm but it didn't work, so I decided to look around. After turning about 104° I saw them, so I ran over to them.

*3rd person POV*

When Ranboo made it over to them, they saw that Shroud was already up and was getting his siblings up. Ranboo scooped them up, trying their best not to cry.

Just then the door leading into the building burst open, multiple people in costumes running out onto the roof.

Ranboo and the kids didn't notice them and continued trying to talk to eachother until they got wrapped up in something that seemed to be a scarf. Ranboo and the kids tried their best to get out, but to no avail.

A tired looking man with greasy, shoulder-length black hair walked over to them, and they realized that he was the one who had trapped them. Suddenly, the alarms turned off. Almost immediately Ranboo yelled at the black haired man.

"Let us go you weirdo!" Ranboo struggled to try and get out, even though they had already tried and failed.

"No. Who are you four and why are you on UA's roof?" The man was currently staring daggers at all four of them, and had been a little confused when Ranboo had spoken English but adjusted.

"U..A? Uhh, what's UA?" A look of surprise crossed the man's face, but it quickly became stoic again.

"Ok, seriously, who are you. And how do you not know what UA is." Ranboo was royally confused, why wasn't this guy just answering their questions.

"Uhh, I'm Ranboo and these are my kids Clementine, Shroud, and Michael. Now who are you? And what is UA." The man sighed and turned away, calling to the other weirdly dressed people in a different language.

One of them came forward, though he wasn't dressed like the others. The boy was dressed in what looked like a uniform, and had fluffy green and black hair with a few stipes of white and looked to be about sixteen. When Ranboo and the kids saw that they looked at eachother.

"⊑⟒⊬ papa??"

"⊬⟒⌇ Clem??"

"⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ☌⎍⊬ ⌰⟟☍⟒ Moma? ⊑⟒ ⊑⏃⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ white streak, except ⊑⟒ ⊑⏃⌇ ⍙⏃⊬ ⋔⍜⍀⟒...."

"⟟ ⎅⍜⋏'⏁ ☍⋏⍜⍙ clem, ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⎅⍜ ⊬⍜⎍ boys ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍??" Ranboo turned their head to the two who were quietly conversing with eachother.

"⋔⟒ ⏃⋏⎅ Mikey ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍ ⊑⟒ ⋔⟟☌⊑⏁ ⏚⟒ ⌰⟟☍⟒ Moma ⏚⎍⏁ ⟟⏁ ⍙⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏚⟒ ⏚⟒⏁⏁⟒⍀ ⏁⍜ ⏃⌇☍.." Ranboo nodded slowly before looking back over to them.

The other weirdly dressed people had disappeared, leaving only the man who had them tied up and the green haired boy who now had a notebook and was jotting things down quickly..?

Suddenly there were yells coming from above and when Ranboo looked up they saw Purpled falling towards them about half a dozen meter above them. Shroud yelled out "Uncle Purpled!" and started to bite the scarf holding them. Ranboo focused really hard and teleported out of the bindings and up into the air, grabbing the siblings, and teleporting back onto the roof. Purpled looked half conscious, causing Ranboo to start panicking and to start fumbling for a potion of some sort.