in a small town, inside a cardboard box, was a little gal named ember. embryo development or bryan stars grew up in a shabby box using litter boxes as her toilet. his mother didnt like him, and would force him to steal bread off the streets. his mother dates dilfs, and is a part time stripper. his father got milk when he was born.
now we have xander. xander is a happy canada pride man who is as fat as the prime meridian. he likes geography, and big butts. he's a racist, slur sayer, homosapean, no dad having, dead stepfather having, paper dildo. he likes apples and bannaas, and he is fat. he really wants a girlfriend, but he likes the dream smp. he is a dream kinnie because he likes minors (jk). he plays minecraft, and is 654 pounds.
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