When Hunter Becomes Prey

Phone Call

"He can't come here! I wrote him to be nothing more than a side character!"

"Sandy, who are you talking to?" A different voice comes from the phone. This voice is manlier and sounds familiar, he must be her
husband.

"It's ̵̡̛̮͇̫͔̞̹̠̯̬̲͍̯̭̘͉͇͔̺͎̲͐̍͊̉̈̂̓̃͒͂̓̉̊͂̀̾̑͆̂̎̏̽͂̃̍͌́̓̊̑̔͆̈́̉̀͂̇̊͛͛̚͘̚̚͠ͅ'̷͕̦͔͕̻͈͓͚͚̮̜͌̓̀̐̐͂̀́̃̀̀͂͗̂͌̇̋̀͆͛́͒̓̾̈́̊̔̈́́͛͋̓̂̐͊̾́̆́͌͐͛̚̕̚͘͘̕͝͠ ̴̧̛̦͇͚̞͙͔͍̫̺̭̯͓̠͇̼̪͗̏̀̓͌̅̉̊̉̽̅́̒͛̏̈́̎̿̊̎͂̀̂̀̏͒̿̔̐̈̒̆̋͘͘̚͘͠͝|̶̢̢̨̛͇̭̝̯͓̖͔͓̠̰̺̩̟̙̙̯̳̞̤͎͓̩̝̩͇͕̤̲̗̱̼̦̫̲̤͍̂͐͋͊͋̑̒̀͌̀̈́̍̄́̓͗̀̀͗̍̀̏͆̈́̇͊͘̕̕̚͜͝͠ͅͅͅ ̸̢̢̡̲̤̤͉̩͓̗͎̦̤̭̩̤̱̙͖̟̭̞̹͍͉̱͙͓̮͔͉̞̗͋̎̆̈́̈́̋̾̇͌̈́̿̿̐͌̚̕̕͝͠͝ͅ*̴̢̺̻͕̖̗̱͈̺͔͙̞̆̓̇͜ͅͅ ̶̡̢̯̞̰̞̯̦̮̰̼̟̰̳͔͙͎͖̽#̸̢̩̜̠̱̗͇̙͚̍̑͝ ̴̢̛̛͇̩͎͎̆̂́̇̉̌̌̆̔̂̆̄̆̅̅̏̇͋̉=̵̨̨͈̳̯̻̘͓̜̦͈̀̿͊̽͂͝ ̷̨̡̨̢̨̧̢̛͓̘̯͕̪̦̲̭̼͉͎͕͙̮̗̳̤̬̬̞̥͙̹͖̭̜̪̼̟̲̫͔͕͙̦̤̗̻̬̼̅̔̂͑̋͑̇̐̇͒̿̔́͒͌̂̅͊͌̀̂̈̔̇͒̐́̾̄̾̇͐̉͜͜͝͠͠ͅ.. She managed to get out of the story using a portal. But I'm worried that her kidnapper is going to follow her here."

"Then why don't you log into your account and simply delete the kidnapper from the story? That's an easy fix." The husband says nonchalantly.

"Why didn't I think of that sooner? You're a genius!" The disgusting sound of kissing follows.

"Keep it PG here guys." Brad comments with a roll of his eyes.

"Sorry," Sandy mumbles bashfully, "Let me go get my computer and I'll delete Snow White entirely."

A few minutes go by along with a lot of swearing.

"Here we go! I found it." Her voice gets louder and I know she's closer to the phone now. The sound of aggressive typing follows.

"We have a problem." Sandy says with frustration.

"What?" I ask.

"My account is logged out and I can't remember the password."

"Then why don't you create a new password?"

"It won't let me. But I can make a new account. Maybe I can get the story taken down and end him that way."

A few minutes later she's made a new account and is desperately trying to figure out how to get the story taken down.

"We have a serious problem. Bastion is reading about how to open the portal. It won't be long before he figures it out and gets here."

"You've got to be fucking kidding me. I should've never said anything about him not figuring out the portal." I curse my stupidity.

"You have time before he gets here. I'm pretty sure that when he gets teleported here it will knock him unconscious for a few hours. That's what happened when I wrote you into the story."

"Okay, what should I do if he catches me?"

"From what's being written from his perspective, he's absolutely rabid with you gone. He plans on killing us all before taking you back to his realm. If he catches you, you need to find a way to stop him from killing us all. -Oh, listen to this, he's raving about ripping our throats out with his teeth. How did an herbivore get to be so bloodthirsty?"

"That would be after I killed the queen who apparently was out to get him." Sandy must've missed that part in my story.

"You really should read what he's thinking for yourself. You know him the best, that could help you figure out how to stop him from catching you."