My Best friend is straight

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My best friend is straight! ( Chapter 3)

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Chikozie: I head when you said I'll send you the money.

Mike: after that what did you hear?

Chikozie: nothing again oo don't mind me I wasn't listening to you.

Mike: hmm are you sure about that?

Chikozie: of course guy. Why would I hear drop on you?

Mike: hmmm I  still don't trust you.. just tell me if you heard everything..

Chikozie: I didn't. Trust me. Is it not your babe you're talking to?

Mike: hmmm ye..ye...yeah

Chikozie: ooo...eheen..so you self they follow woman?

Mike: why not? 😒No be man I be?

Chikozie: oooh.. you self don they chop that stuff abi?

Mike: 🙄🙄which stuff? I no dey chop anything abeg.

Chikozie: see you.. it's not bad na.. even me self I like that stuff very well. I must chop it at least once a week..

Mike: hmmm... As young as you're?

Chikozie: hahaha me? Young? I'm 25 bro!

Mike: oh really? Wow you look kinda young though.

Chikozie: 😂😂yeah.. it's true shaa. What about you?

Mike: I'm 17!

Chikozie: no wonder! I for talk na. small boy like you always talking anyhow. Haha

Mike: 😒😒 so you believed me?

Chikozie: why not? You and act 17!

Mike: you dey mahd....I'm 21 bro!

Chikozie: 😳😳you're joking huh?

Mike: do I look like a comedian to you?

Chikozie: like seriously you're 21? Wow. I'm surprised.

Mike: hmmm.... I look so young right?

Chikozie: yeah.. this is serious actually. Anyways it's possible though since you're ajebo boy...he said while laughing..

Mike: stop calling me ajebo.. I'm not!

Chikozie: hahaha... Ok o

Then Mike phone rang again..

Mike: oh it's my mom...he said and quickly answered the call...

On call

Mike: hi Mommy.

Mom: you didn't even tell anyone that you're leaving for school.

Mike: hmmm..must I tell you everything mom?

Mom: yes. Everything, I'm your mom. You got me scàred.

Mike: scàred of what exactly mom?

Mom: I don't know. So where are you?

Mike: I'm in school. Hostel.

Mom: to do what?

Mike: to clean my room.

Mom: I thought I told you yesterday that we'll send the cleaners here at home to come help you clean the room?

Mike: stop it mom.. their work is at home and not in my hostel.

Mom: you this boy..ó shà ni paa mi ( you won't keel me)