My Best friend is straight

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My best friend is straight ( chapter 13)

The following day they were having early morning lectures...

Chigozie: oga wake up.. won't you go to class?

Mike: yawning... Leave me abeg....

Chigozie: don't tell me you're not going?

Mike: yes I'm not going.

Chigozie: you must be joking ah swearr..why ain't you going?

Mike: look at who is advising me to go for class..

Chigozie: watin you mean? So I can't advise you to go to class?

Mike: hahaah that is not what I mean uncle...stop changing your face for me abeg.... 😒

Chigozie: stand up from the bed and go and bath now! We're running late....

Mike: yawning again. Just go I'll come and meet you in class

Chigozie: no! We're going together so get up now before I carry belt on you!

Mike: before you do what?

Chigozie: flóg you na😂😂

Mike: 😂😂😂... See this igbo man? Na so you want dey flóg your friend boyfriend? 😂
Abi how did you put that English again yesterday night?

Chigozie: so you remember I said that?

Mike: why won't i..

Chigozie: okay. You want to be disobeying your new boyfriend?

Mike: 😂😂😂 see this werey! Boyfriend no go even fit you!

Chigozie: 😳..see you! I'll be the most caring boyfriend ever.. all my girls can testify to that..

Mike: testify to what? To you fvcking and leaving them? Yeye guy..

Chigozie: 😂😂😂see guy! You see that gender called females... That's the best way to treat some of them. Bàng them and go. The more you want to do something nice with them the more they fvck up...

Mike: now what is the difference between you and my boyfriend? Both of you na big liàr and chéat.

Chigozie: you're still calling him your boyfriend?

Mike: oh.. don't mind me jaree.. I have moved on from him....2 days of cryiñg is more than enough.

Chigozie: mumu guy...na woman heart you carry for chest.

Mike: smiles....yeah you're right.

Chigozie: ok okay... Stand up and go and bath.

Mike: hmm what's with you this morning? Why acting like a good person? 😒😒

Chigozie: I'm a good person na... I just don't want to see you safe again... Enough of the cryingg and sobbering....let move on.

Mike:hmmm... Looking a chigozie in a weird way..🤨🤨

Chigozie: what? 🤨

Mike: you have now turn to relationship adviser?

Chigozie: I go slaap this boy ah swearr...😠

Mike: 😂😂😂... Slaap me na? Yeye guy.
He said as he stood up from the bed..

Chigozie: use his leg to kvick Mike on his buttt!
Go and bath joor..

Mike: 🙄🙄 no dey hít my bom bom

Chigozie: 😂😂.. oga go bath we are running late..

Mike: enters the bathroom.. brushing his teeth. Hmmm why the sudden attitude, I'm finding this weird.. he said in his mind as he continues to brush his teeth...