The sight before you was without a doubt one of the strangest things you've seen yet in your time at hopes peak academy. Slouched against the wall of the hallway was Mahiru, stuck to the ground in a congealed mess of a purple taffy like substance. Her mouth gagged by an apple as she squirmed to get free.
You and Chiaki had stumbled upon this after staying up late to play video games, a sort of date to commemorate the ten day mark of your relationship. The mix of snacks and caffeine kept the two of you up late and promptly sleeping till well past breakfast. The late start meant that whatever this was, yo I had already missed whatever poor excuse at context your friends had for doing this.
Y/n: Should we help her?
Chiaki: probably.
Several moments pass by as neither of you do anything, much to the squirming girls frustration.
Mahiru (Muffled): MMMMMPPPHHH HHHHPPPPP MMMMPPPPHHHH
Chiaki: What is she saying?
Y/n: I'm not sure.
Mahiru was growing more annoyed as Nether you or Chiaki went to help her, the unknown disgusting purple goo not being anything yo I wanted to deal with. However a banging quickly diverted attention away from the bound girl.
Chiaki: What was that?
Y/n: Not sure. You think a stick could pry that gunk off, because I'm not touching it directly. A stick or lever though, maybe.
Chiaki: I think it's coming from that way, in the direction of a cafeteria.
Y/n: I guess that makes sense a spoon could scoop it off with the right angle.
Chiaki: No silly, the banging come on.
The gamer girl grabbed yo buy the back of your shirt and dragged you away towards the banging.
Y/n: How are you so strong, I never see yo him the gym unless it's mandatory, no offense, and yet your always able to um.
Chiaki: Manhandle your body like putty as we make love.
Y/n (Blushing): A little tact please. But yeah how do you always pull off this strong thing. I'm a fan of exercise and working out, yet if we were to arm wrestle I know you would win.
Chiaki: Ah Y/n, you fail to realize that your a simple commoner, and I'm an alpha pro gamer. My body subsists off of 10 hour energy drinks, and so I'm functioning at 1000% all the time. Hence why I only require to sleep one hour at a time.
Y/n: But don't you nap like eight times a day.
Chiaki: Hey look over there!
Y/n: No please answer the question.
Chiaki: No seriously look, it's Miaya.
Turning to where Chiaki was pointing, yo I saw the Miaya's chair ramming into the wall repeatedly as the purple haired girl slumped over the side vomiting. You both rushed to her side.
Y/n: Hey Miaya, you okay? Your kinda sick?
The girl only hurled onto the ground more. Chiaki and you had to dodge out of the way to not get it on your shoes. The vomiting girl quickly typed something into her keyboard to communicate.
Miaya: Cafeteria, don't go.
Miaya then fainted after another round of vomiting. Skirting around to the other edge you checked her to make sure she was okay before scooping her up.
Y/n: Let's take her to the nurse's office. Tsumiki says we should take anyone who faints or blackouts there to lie down.
Chiaki: Isn't that on the other side the cafeteria? The place Miaya said not too go.
Y/n: Nah there's another path down that hallwaaaa-
Chiaki: What's wronnnnn-
Down the hallway you pointed out, Tsumugi and Tenko were seen struggling to carry a bound Akane who was tied up bondage to a piece of wood. The ropes tying her emphasized her massive bosom as it bounced in time with her captors' labored steps.
Tenko: No not that right my right!
Tsumugi: I did take it that right, yo unwed to go left!
Gently Chiaki closes the door to that hallway as yo both begin walking towards the cafeteria in silence.
Chiaki: What was-
Y/n: NOPE
The two of yo soldiered on, heroically carrying the fainted Miaya to the nurses office, however soon you stood before the cafeteria door. The same room that Miaya warned you against.
Chiaki: Wonder what's going on inside?
Y/n: I'm not sure but it's quiet, to quiet.
Chiaki opens the door, only for screaming to be made apparent as soon as it cracks ever so slightly open. Chiaki slams it shut upon hearing that, only to try again to receive the same sound.
Chiaki: These doors are really good at blocking out sound.
Y/n: Let's just nope on through their, I don't want to get caught in whatever is happening.
Bursting through the doors you and Chiaki made a and dash through the cafeteria. The room had food splattered walls, with several of your classmates in various states of distress and defeat. From Komaru lying in a ruined plate of mashed potatoes, Kyoko stuck in the immobile dishwasher conveyor belt, to Junko and Miu who were tied together with their hands behind their back, several milk jugs being rigged to pour on them gradually and soaking their shirts see through. Trying to ignore all this you and your gamer girlfriend ran faster, only for Monica to speak.
Monica: Ahh, Y/n and Chiaki, here to save your fellow paramours are we. Parry the thought, yo usually never defeat the forces of the baron-
Y/n and Chiaki: NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
The petite girl was left baffled as you barreled into her, knocking her off of the stool she stood on, and ran out the other side of the cafeteria. Continuing on your charge to the nurse's office you saw even more perplexing things, the first being Mukuro and Peko fighting with baget swords and bagel knuckles.
Y/n and Chiaki: NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
Maki was seen sniping Aoi and Toko with a potato launcher, with the nearby Sonia and Angie cheering on the violence.
Y/n and Chiaki: NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
Eventually the pair of yo hand Chiaki made it to the nurse's office where several girls were laying in beds receiving treatment. She saw yo enter with Miaya and motioned yo into place her in an empty bed.
Tsumiki: Just place her there, I'll be with her in a second. Just have to help Ruruka here real quick.
Y/n: Is Ruruka okay?
Tsumiki: Yeah they're all faking the injuries you know. Pinch Miaya, she'll react and squirm.
Chiaki followed Tsumiki's direction, pinching Miaya on the arm. For her part, Miaya instantly squirmed and turned to loo Kay Chiaki with a completely blank face that somehow came off as a glare.
Y/n: So what happened while we slept in?
Tsumiki: Don't know wasn't there when it started.
Chiaki: Is that all were gonna get on why the girls are trying to fake murder each other with food?
Tsumiki: Probably
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Danganronpa: Hope's Peak Harem Life (Re-upload)
FanficFamous child now your adult actress Y/n didnt know what to expect when being invited to attend a new school for gifted talents. Now Y/n and her new classmates find themselves trapped within the mysterious Honnoji academy with nothing to do except wh...
