BloodMoon - KillCode - Evil Lunar X Reader Oneshots

Greedy Bloodmoon 💸

Requested By: ~ Captivating_Stories
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*A Bloodmoon?.*
You thought.
*But why is he so small?....*
"We want your 401k and Bitcoins!. Give them to us!.".
Bloodmoon said.

"Bitcoins?...."
You stared down at the tiny Bloodmoon, feeling immensely confused.
Moon was about to shoo the tiny Bloodmoon back to his dimension but he jumped up, somehow managing to dodge Moon and You!.
He ran out of the daycare in a frenzy screaming "Money!." Over and over again repeatedly.

You put a hand up to your face, letting out a very loud and annoyed groan, you looked over and smiled seeing that moon was doing something almost similar.
"Moon?." You asked, knocking him out of his trance.
"Do you wanna get him?. Or do you want me to?."
Moon asked, giving you a light but clearly stressed out smile.
"I'll go, it's okay."
You said, placing a hand on his shoulder, walking off and making your way to the chaotic little gremlin...

You paused, something flying through the air!.
Nearly hitting you!.
You quickly dodged it, looking in the direction you'd assumed the object came from...You saw the tiny Bloodmoon...Rummaging through a stack of neatly placed pillows!.
(I didn't know what to put 🤣.)

"Hey!.." you shouted.
Bloodmoon looked back to you for a moment, then made a dive into the pillows.
You rolled your eyes and walked over to him.
He was probably thinking that you couldn't see him if he was underneath them...
Your anger subsided and you let out a small smile, covering your mouth, trying not to giggle-
You could see Bloodmoons shoe sticking out from the pile!.

You pretended to "walk." Around the pillows.
"Oh dear, wherever could that Bloodmoon be?. I could have sworn I saw him right here..."
Stretching your leg, pretending to take a couple more steps, you walked to the other side of the pile.
Bloodmoon unborrowed himself from the pillows.
Looking in the exact opposite direction, just as you'd hoped.

You stretched your arms out, wrapping them around him.
He let out a surprised screech.
"Gotchu!." You shouted.
"You're coming with me, ya chaotic gremlin."
Bloodmoon stopped and let out a small growl.
You lightly smiled at him in hopes it would calm him down.
"Why are you so angry?. You'd think you'd want to go back to your dimension?."
"I want money!. I don't care where!. We just want it now!..Money is all that matters." Bloodmoon shouted rather loudly.

You winced at the volumes of his voice.
"Can you stop yelling please?. You're making me a little uncomfortable..."
Bloodmoon tilted his head back to give you a glare.
"You're uncomfortable?. Look at us!. We're being held hostage!."
You couldn't help but giggle a little.
"I'm not holding you hostage..."
You looses your grip on Bloodmoon.
He looked at you confused as to why you had let him go.
"You were literally destroying things in the daycare..."

You paused to think for a moment.
"You like money right?."
Now this caught Bloodmoons attention.
"Of course!."
He shouted but then surprisingly gave you an apologetic look, remembering you had asked him to tone it down a little.
"Sorry." You heard one of the twins say.
You smiled warmly at them.
"It's okay...Well...everything you break here is gonna cost us more money until well...we're flat broke and you wouldn't want us to go broke would you?."
You asked giving a small pout.
Yes, maybe you had over exaggerated a bit but Bloodmoon was known to be extreme anyways...just this once wouldn't hurt right?.

Bloodmoon looked to the ground deep in thought....
~Twin 1~ (Sophisticated.)
"You are right...losing money is..-
The other twin interrupted.
~ Twin 2 ~ (Chaotic.)
"Losing money is- is- it's like the end of the world!. What would we do without our money?!."
~Twin 1~ (Sophisticated.)
"We'd be nothing!.
The other twin spoke up.
~ Twin 2 ~ (Chaotic.)
"Absolutely nothing!."
~Twin 1~ (Sophisticated.)
"Oh, can you imagine?!."
~ Twin 2 ~ (Chaotic.)
"We cannot let you go broke!."
~Twin 1~ (Sophisticated.)
"It would be disastrous!."

You put a hand on Bloodmoons shoulder.
His attention diverted from whatever..crazy money crisis he was having...
"Bloodmoon....it's okay...let's just get you back home now okay?."
Bloodmoon looked at you with a slight frown and whined.
"But what if we find money here?."

You sighed and reached into your pocket, pulling out a (You choose the amount of money to give him.)

Bloodmoons eyes widened, and he reached to grab the money.
"Nuh uhhh." You sang with a tune.
Bloodmoon sunk down with sadness and pouted.
You gave him a smug smirk and pointed towards the direction of Moon and the portal.
"You know what to do."

Bloodmoon slung his arms in the air, still pouting.
"Fine...."
Sulking, he walked back to the portal, to which he walked back into the ballpit.

Moon gave you an "I'm impressed." Smile.
And you handed the greedy Bloodmoon the money.
"Bye bye Bloodmoon." Moon said switching the portal on.
You gave Bloodmoon a small wave, he looked away from his dollar bill for a moment, and waved back before disappearing back into his own dimension.