Knife: I don't dab. I stab.
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Lightbulb and Knife: *speaking Spanish*
Lightbulb: I know, I know.
Baseball: You speak Spanish?
Lightbulb: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Knife speaks.
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Suitcase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Baseball: You and me!
Suitcase: *tearing up* Ok.
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Suitcase: I need life advice.
Knife, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
