"You're so stupid!" A random brugerian (🍔) says throwing pencils at destroy lonely after he answered a question wrong in math. If someone bullies you, show them not to mess with you lone. "Don't even TRY ME!" Lone punches the burgerian bully so hard he collapses on the floor. And that's when everyone stopped messing with me. "Aye wats goin snoop?" Lone dabs up snoop dog "nun much" He snorts some cocaine. "Yeah I been TURNINUP lately, I had to grind a lot lately but you know how it goes snoppy :3" Lone says. "You are so kawaii mane" snoop says smitten but then he gets shot because he stole ecco2k's candy bar earlier and everyone loves that Angel so they were all like we are going to shoot this man. Lobe's eyes widen as tears stream down his cheeks and he reaches out to catch snoop dog. "SNOOP!" He whimpers in sadness, his cart ears turning downwards. "Don't mess with Ecco's gang mane." Thaiboy digital warns as he walks away coldly. Lone is left crying and screaming for snoop dog his cold and pale dead body in his arms.
At the funeral
"He was my best friend. We'd.." smoke together. "Play hide and seek together. And he was a try hard and always came out of his spot sweaty and dirty. With no future no wife n-" Suddenly Scott pilgrim walks in. "I'm here to fight YOU!" He yells across the room. "what the hell?" "the fuck?" "what the hell?" "what in gods name?" "what the hell?" "this is a crazy funeral." "WHATT be hell?" People whisper across the room. "Fight me?" Lone asks cluelessly. "YES YOU! You're one of Ramona's exes aren't you?" Who is Ramona o don't know
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half cat. Half man. - a real life hybrid story
Poetrya$ap rocky x chief keef = destroy loenly