test tube grinned to herself as happy as shes ever been. she had finally came up with an actual interesting thing!!!! and she actually made it!!!!!!
she had created something that made two objects switch limbs, meaning the one object would control the other's hands and feet!!!!!! how silly of her!!!!!!!!!!
at first she thought it was stupid and she wouldnt be able to make it but she did!!!!!!!! and now she just needs test subjects
she picked up her goofy phone and started tapping the screen violently to message fan
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test tube: come to my lab NOW
fan: im trying to interview someone 😭😭😭😭😭
test tube: i dont care i made something
test tube: dont ignore me
test tube: who are you interviewing
fan: paper
test tube: rip him up and make a run for it i need you here NOW
fan: if i do that ill get kicked from the hotel.... and plus im not deranged
test tube: stfu just come here
fan: fine but you're paying me
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test tube was so jolly right now, she could jump in joy!!!!!! but she couldnt because fan burst through the door like his phone was in danger
"hi test tube im here"
"ok so i made this experiment"
*test tube explains everything to him idk im lazy*
"oh wow ok can i be your test subject"fan asked
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" test tube exclaimed happily
"what the fuck" fan flinched
"sorry i drink 70 cups of coffee everyday so im very energetic!!!!!" test tube did a little ballet dance around her lab which had puddles of chemicals all over
fan giggled "omg test tube you are soo funny!!!!" grr why did i ever marry her!!!!!!!!! he thought angrily
"anyways we need one more person........." test tube thought for a couple seconds. ummmm, knife? no..........nickel??? no. lightbulb.....wait, paintbrush!!!!! she concluded. paintbrush was the chosen one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"we need paintbrush" test tube exclaimed
"um ok" saidfan
after they got paintbrush test tube put them in position. fan was really excited but somewhat nervous and paintbrush was absolutely disgusted of the idea and mad at test tube.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!1" paintbrush screeched
"no" test tube galloped to her potions and force fed one of them to fan romantically. and then she shoved the other down paintbrush's throat for having an attitude problem
suddenly, fan's arms started woppling in the air!!!! "woah what the hell is this" fan exclaimed
"THOSE ARE MY HANDS" paintbrush wailed
"omg IT WORKED!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" test tube wiggled a little victory dance
seems like the coffee was kicking in
"STOP DANCING YOU MENTALLY ILL SNOT FILLED TUBE." paintbrush screamed at her
"DONT TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT UGLY HAIR" fan shot back at paintbrush
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT EVEN HAVE HAIR" paintbrush spat at fan
suddenly paintbrush's hand SMACKED themself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OW?!!!" paintbrush cried out
"thats what you get." fan whispered menacingly
"wwell your mom" paintbrush muttered
"oh golly, this is going so jolly!!" test tube rhymed
"please dont sing otherwise ill kill myself" paintbrush pleaded
"its ok bbg you can sing if you want" fan commented and got smacked in the face
test tube began to sing "♫♫♫♫♫♈︎♫♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♫♫♬♬♬♬♬♬♬"
tears as fat as baseball streamed down paintbrush's face as they cursed at test tube 19738 times
test tube finished her karaoke time and looked back at her subjects, and paintbrush suddenly DIED!!!!!!!!! "oh golly gobs thats gobsmacking"
"we need mephone to recover them!!!!!!!!!!!!" fan panicked
"no" test tube said
"ok" fan said the end
542 words, i made this in like summer or something so yea!!!!!! i am sick rn waa
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object show oneshots (JOKES)
Short Storyjoke oneshots!!! most likely inanimate insanity (but other object shows too) i dont take requests or anything raaaaaah (warnings wil be in the chapter but i can definitely say now that there'll be swearing)
