o,oops! god;im gay!

(1]God and the bibble

one time long ago, year 2022

celb was a priesrt in a big church, praying for the sinners                                                                                                                                                                                        he held many church gatherings and readings of the biblee                                                                              during one of his readins he looked out to the crowd and spotted a fair maiden

he is met with red ords and long silky hip length hair and woman attached is what he would have thought if he objectified women, but he does not because he is a girlboss slay king

the women looked at him shocked to see him staring back at her :o

and they sparks flew Heart eyes 

he said "erm, anyways","let the churtch begin  "

꧁༺ 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓹 ༻꧂ (untill aftr churchimh)

the wamon came up to him after the chruch

"Hey, nice talking you did up there", she said. the woman with the ords

"caralho mano. Ahem i mean yeah of course, did yiu like it?" he siad, smirking and staring at her

"nice preying" says Cellit with a soft smile for hours at a time

"what?" she said confused" "my churching of course" and he smirked again this time even smirkier than the last

Melisa battled her eyes lashes sweatly

her red long tube dress swaying and shimerim in the wind

"its was enchanting. youre enchanting"

-mellisa

"like from minecraft? the hit game?" cellba answered and pulls the smirkiest smirk to ever smerk "ill enchant your table if you know what i mean!" melsia said back

celb bites his lib smirking "so u come here fotren" he says asking her a question

"of course i do i praise the lird c!jesus oftn"she said, hiding the pain in her eyes away

but cebit could tell she was unwell in her sould... just lik him

Meliss looks distant for a second

 A beat passes between the two"I have sinned father...."

she battrs her eyelashed memorizingly "how could i ever be forgiven" she said

"do u maybe have any way i could atone" she questions questioningly

she twirls her her nmesmorizingl cyapturing clelbits blue green ords is a locestruck trans

Cellbt looses all the air from his lungs for a moment and forgets to breathe for a second mesmomized by her ords

"you-you could uhh.. confress youre sins","to,0 me..."he said stutteringly while he stuttered over his word

she hesistated, throuwning but he smiled encoraginly at her

they walked over to the confessions booth to confress the sins

melisa then confessed to manslaughter

cllbit cheeks flushed

'shes so hot and a queen for that' he thought longingly

"youre sins are forgivn my dear" he whispered to her thru the speaker box thing